Joke of the day.

[arbusto_baboso]

A bodybuilder named Mike is out carousing one evening and hits it off with a very attractive blonde. They chat for awhile and end up going back to his place.

It's obvious where things are going, and eventually Mike takes off his shirt. The blonde says, "Oh, my! You have such a big, powerful chest!"

"Yep. 200 pounds of dynamite, baby!" replies Mike.

Then Mike takes off his pants, at which the blonde jumps up, screams, and darts out of the room.

Mike hurriedly pulls on his clothes, and runs outside, where he finds the blonde after a few minutes.

"What's wrong?" asks Mike. "Why did you run screaming from the building?"

"Well," says the blonde, "When I saw how short the fuse is, I was afraid to be around all that dynamite."

[NJmaverick]

1. LOL! Ouch!

:rofl: