Bugs ate my lower legs last night.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

Had the windows open last night and apparently I had the sheets hiked up. Because from the middle of my shins and down I'm covered in bites.

Looks like I'm wearing chicken pox socks.

[Flaxbee]

1. it's because you're some sort of high fructose syrup.

:D

[qnr]

2. Well, at least they didn't eat your fingers. If they had, you'd be typing with your nose. n/t

[valerief]

3. Rash socks are all the rage. nt

[Sebastian Doyle]

4. Should have rubbed yourself down with Roundup before you went to bed

I'm assuming you could have picked some up at the office.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. That'd be great if I had a problem with leg weeds.

Because Roundup is a herbicide, not an insecticide.

For all the time you spend talking about this stuff, you sure don't know anything about it.

You'd think if somebody actually cared about an issue, regardless of their position, they'd at least learn a little about it.