There is a laundry god.

[Brigid]

I accidentally washed a red t-shirt with a load of whites, and -- wait for it -- NO PINK CLOTHES!! It's a miracle! :evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

1. So, the Deity that can wash clothes without ruining them is male?

Highly unlikely.

[Brigid]

2. OK, laundry goddess.

Happy? :evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

3. NOW I can believe it

:hi:

[sarge43]

4. Ah, but do you still have an even number socks? The gods give,

then they take away.

[Strong Atheist]

6. Those are the sacrifices... nt.

[sarge43]

8. Of course! The mystery of the missing sock finally explained.

That's why the survivors are found cringing to the towels like lampreys; the poor things are terrified.

[Strong Atheist]

9. !

:rofl:

[Brigid]

10. There's definitely a laundry product commercial in there somewhere.

:rofl:

[Brigid]

7. I'll let you know when I put away that load of whites.

:rofl:

[struggle4progress]

5. I'm afraid I only have laundry gremlins in my house. The clothes get dirty by themselves,

but they don't get clean by themselves