Flirt with me for crissakes (not directed at Aristus!) I was supposed to call a man

[crim son]

tonight and I did, twice: he isn't home. For the record, he gets of work at eleven so me calling very late is not weird.

Meh. Anybody "senior" here who is willing to tell me what a groovy person I am, and how hot? (Okay, not how hot. We beggars...)

No, kidding. Anybody awake? Say hi. I'm truly distressed because this "gentleman" was an escape from the ex bf. It seems... there is no escape!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear crim son!

I'm awake, but honestly, I don't think you want me to flirt with you!

You want a nice, hot, handsome man...not a 60 something grandmother, for crissakes!

I'm sorry the new gentleman turned out to be a flake...

:hug:

[crim son]

2. Laughing. Oh, you might be surprised!

Heh. I was talking to my daughter this evening about bisexuality. It was interesting but worry not, I'm not trying to pick you up!

And thanks for being sorry. I believe flakes attract flakes. Some day I will be a SOLID CITIZEN... and still attract flakes. :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Ah, you're cool!

And I'm not worried...:hug:

[crim son]

4. I think perhaps I am not so cool

but no, you need fear nothing!

[newcriminal]

6. How old is the daughter?

[crim son]

7. You know, I get asked that question far too often.

But I'm a gracious, aging, old, and desperate woman: she's eighteen.

[newcriminal]

11. I was just making sure she wasn't twelve or so.

I have an eighteen year old and we have discussed those things as well.

[crim son]

12. Allow me to reassure you

that I may be many things but a shitty parent isn't one of them.

[cwydro]

42. Why would it be bad for her to have a discussion with a 12 year

old?

Isn't that about the age (or older) that most kids get "the talk"? I'm sure they are aware of bisexuality at that age.

[crim son]

9. I shouldn't have been so flippant nor so selfish.

My daughter is amazing, and if you want more info I'll give it to you.

[Wapsie B]

5. Hot? More like white-hot.

;-)

[crim son]

8. I tried to reply with enthusiasm, wild enthusiasm

but DU refused to allow it. Here is my watered-down post: bless you!

[Wapsie B]

10. The wild enthusiasm is quite mutual.

Thank you. :)

[crim son]

14. I'm touched.

Thank you.

[Inchworm]

13. So.. hey baby.. whatcha wearin?

Alls I got :)

:hi:

[crim son]

15. Boxers and an ugly shirt.

See, I take what you've got. I've even tried (shudder) calling a relative for support.

[Inchworm]

16. Just an ugly shirt here

but the music is gud.

:hug:

[crim son]

17. That's what I'm missing, music!

Nothing likes misery like company & music!

[Inchworm]

18. don't pick mine

I'm leaning evil!

hoorah!

:*

[crim son]

19. Be more specific; maybe I need a change.

I'm about to listen to "Fame: I Sing the Body Electric" again. And maybe you should too!

Dare you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKWKDh2Cq5Y

Yeah. Didn't think so. :P

[Inchworm]

20. Dude.. that's perdy

Sounds "rent-ish"

My choices are unholy. don't klik.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8980809

:P

[crim son]

21. I'm gonna click though I know you didn't.

When you decide to, play it LOUD.

[Inchworm]

23. I did... and now.. I weep.

Yours made me remember this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfHnzYEHAow

It is *sniff* very....

long.

I love you.

:hug:

[crim son]

24. You are such a pain in the ass.

Now watch THIS, from beginning to end (you've seen it before). If you don't, you cannot truly understand me (and that would be effing tragic):



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

[Inchworm]

26. wait.. I'm prayin!!!

:*

[crim son]

27. Okay, okay.

Bless DU for giving me a thick skin, because your flippant response could be traumatic! Then again, the bearded man is yelling in the background. I suspect we are not on the same wavelength :P

[Inchworm]

29. That was the coolest wedding!!!!

I loved how whack it was :P

:woohoo:

:*

PS: I don't know what flippant means in a nice way. I

[crim son]

33. I meant it cruelly. heh.

Nah. That idiot man left a message and i've decided to ignore it and just dance here on my own. Fucked, eh?

Thank you, LFP. I wish you... uplifting taste in music, however embarrassing it may be. -l

[crim son]

25. Okay, that's one of my first "dramatic" self-taught piano pieces.

I sing it better, in my head anyway, but I'm listening. Kinda cool.

[crim son]

22. I'm in the middle of it.

Heh. We might do okay going dancing, even though you are obviously a freak. :P

[crim son]

28. Dammit, I tried to edit but it's too late:

Don't be Lefty Finger Pop! :P

[Inchworm]

30. Edits suck anyhow

Still in boxers and a t-shirt?

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

31. I am.

It's worse though, because I'm rocking to Chris Brown. That will be my wedding. You know, in my next life. Say NOTHING cruel.

[Inchworm]

32. Through 86 years of perpetual motion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMozCfz0cZM

If he likes you he'll smile and say

some of it's magic, some of it's tragic.
but I had a good life all the way.

:*

[crim son]

34. Okay, I[m going to listen

because it was only the ex. I will praise it, no matter how horrible!

[Inchworm]

35. Thats a good'n to pick

Sweet song.. of love, loss, and... whatever is next.

:*

[crim son]

36. Beautiful song.

I learned to Buffett when I was under 21 and engaged to a guy with whom I had nothing in common.

Anyway, thanks for the link. You have made me feel happy tonight and thought it'd take ten more shots!

[Inchworm]

37. pshaw

It's all you missy.

I wanted to pick on you because I saw "Fundy Bay" or close in Maine when I was tooling around on Google Earth. I just love ya instead.. or tried in my way.

:*

EDIT: u suck if you don't say ni-night. :P

[crim son]

38. I suck, but I will say goodnight anyway.

Not going to bed quite yet but hoping to impassion myself to sleep with cheesy music. Hugs to you! -L

P.S. I am not loveable. Don't feel like you've failed!

[Inchworm]

39. Screw dat!

oh.. I'm not sleepy yet either.

I just want to be the innocent crazy person you think of as you close your eyes.

:hi:

[crim son]

40. Innocent.

I need a definition. There are other terms I might use to describe you.

You have nice eyes: you're a fucking wierdo. Didn't you just get something waxed? :)

[Aristus]

41. Damn! I missed a chance to flirt with crim son!

:-(

Even thought she told me not to in the OP...

:cry:

[Curtland1015]

43. I got one: Hey baby, let's re-arrange the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.

Or are we NOT supposed to flirt? I'm so confused...

[TK421]

44. Sorry I haven't been stalki....around here lately, I've been busy!

and I shouldn't have to tell you how hot you are :D

[Capn Sunshine]

45. You like candy ?

:evilgrin: