WOOHOO!!! Another new Chick Tract - just in time for the weekend!!!

[LynneSin]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1059/1059_01.asp

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. So bizarre.

[lightningandsnow]

2. What the hell?

There are no words.

[Bertha Venation]

3. I used to distribute those.

The people who write and use these tracts love it when they're made fun of. They're suffering in the name of Christ, you see.

I should be appalled by the lengths they go to to get someone to "accept Christ," but I'm not. It doesn't shock me in the least.

[Wapsie B]

7. Yes, to them it builds character and only makes them as determined as ever.

[Richardo]

4. It's like one of those puzzles where you have to put the panels in the right order...

...that's incoherent even by Chick standards :wtf:

[LynneSin]

5. I make it a point to just grab a few

since even with all of the panals they still make no sense

[Call Me Wesley]

8. Harry dies, Harry comes back.

Harry buys his daughter a beer after the burning ends!

[Richardo]

9. Of course! It's so simple!

:headslap: :crazy:

[Call Me Wesley]

6. At least she seems to have health insurance.

Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

So, is Harry dead or not and comes back as an angel to save his daughter who, of course is a dying alcoholic because she once listened to muzak in an escalator that was loosely based on an AC/DC tune.

Hey, and I just saw the Romans 4:4! Here's a picture!

[Bucky]

11. that's not Romans 4:4

If you count carefully, you'll see it's Romans 2-Celts 1, but the Fighting Centurions are about to score another two points.

[Call Me Wesley]

13. You sure?

I see four Romans, and four tattoo artist guys. Some are sleeping on the ground, though, because they sure are exhausted from playing.

And I don't see any Centurions there:


But you know they didn't have robots then, just dinos! Didn't see any dinos, either. Very, very suspicious.

Where's Harry?

[XemaSab]

10. I can't tell whether they're getting better and better

or worse and worse. :P

[jmowreader]

14. Worse and worse

These things used to be serious high comedy, but lately they've really fallen down. Remember the Lil Suzy ones, where Lil Suzy's grandpa, who's raising her, is keen on teaching her how every other religion besides Fundamentalist Christianity is pure evil but never can seem to get around to "third grade girls shouldn't wear eyeliner to school."

[Mojambo]

12. Those things are soooo trippy! n/t