When it rains it pours. Single for almost a year, and now I have two women that want to date.

[LostInAnomie]

For the longest time I couldn't even get one woman to look at me. Now, for some reason, I have two that want to date me at the same time. I'm pretty sure that neither of them would go for that. Oh yeah, my ex has also decided to start talking to me.

What a fucking load of shit! Why does it always work this way?

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. That doesn't sound like a load of shit to me

get cracking and please, only choose one to date or it will turn into a load of shit.

[zonkers]

2. Wrongah, chicken little. Date em both.

[newcriminal]

3. If we are just talking about "dating".

I don't see anything wrong with dating both of them at the same time.

[rug]

4. They must have heard about your typing skills.

[madeline_con]

5. You can date both, and decide who you like better.

The ex somehow falls into a different category. You already know that situation, so it's a simple yes or no.

[Ten Bears]

6. Date 'em both but dump the ex...

...but you won't. You'll date the ex exclusively and then you will remember why she is your ex and then you will find yourself dateless again for a year.

[arcadian]

7. I'm not sure how you pronounce it but....

do i have to finish that sentence or can sense where I'm going with that?

[abq e streeter]

8. Same here and I suspect lots of people; feast or famine ( unfortunately too much famine lately)

[BarenakedLady]

9. I've been separated for several months now

Not even a nibble. Heh.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Must. Not. Make. Crude. Remark.

I will *think* it, however. :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear GOPisEvil!

Naughty naughty boy!

:spank:

[BarenakedLady]

13. LoL

A nibbleless nibble!

I'll take it!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

15. Well, you know...

...it's hard to nibble from 3000 miles away. :D

[BarenakedLady]

16. Is it?

Is it really?

:dilemma:

[GOPisEvil]

18. ...

Well, you could blow that first paycheck on a trip to Seattle. ;)

[abq e streeter]

14. Almost posted it too ( wouldn't be L.C.I.S. by any chance?)

as opposed to an already hinted at M.A.T (en Francais)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear LostInAnomie...

I've seen this happen before...

It could be that somehow you're putting out sexy, happy vibes or some such, and these women are picking up on them...

Enjoy!

The girls say hi...;-)

[triguy46]

17. Oh my, what a memory that brings back...

30 years ago, a long, long spell with no female companionship and then find myself with 4 girlfriends. Literally going from one to the other. Was way to complicated so I dropped all of them. So then a few years back run into one at a reunion and she says "WTF, things were going great then you disappeared." Hell, I can't win.