Hsve you ever shaved a little pet monkey, and then taken a bath with it?

LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Aug-13-09 08:48 PM
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Hsve you ever shaved a little pet monkey, and then taken a bath with it?

Hear me out now.

What could be better than splashing around in the tub with a little monkey?

They get all excited...oook! oook! oook!

It's a blast.

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Kali

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Thu Aug-13-09 08:50 PM
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1. I always wanted a little pet monkey.

Edited on Thu Aug-13-09 08:50 PM by Kali

when I was a kid, the next door neighbor had a monkey. The older brother worked at sea world too, thAt was cool. He got to take a "bath" with killer whales.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Aug-13-09 08:53 PM
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2. Anyone can buy a monkey...

But very few have the delicate hand and patience required to shave one.

Remember that song "Slow Hand"?

I sing that song to them while they are being shaved. It soothes them.

You need a man with a slow hand...
You need a shaver with an easy touch...
You need somebody who will spend some time...
Not shave and run in a heated rush...

oook!

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Kali

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Thu Aug-13-09 09:48 PM
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12. ...

:rofl: :toast:

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BarenakedLady

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Thu Aug-13-09 08:56 PM
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3. Well duh!

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LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Aug-13-09 08:59 PM
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5. He needs a shave.

Nice pic! :D

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BarenakedLady

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Thu Aug-13-09 09:13 PM
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10. That was taken prior to the haircut

and bathtime.

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bluesbassman

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Thu Aug-13-09 08:56 PM
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4. Touch my monkey!

Edited on Thu Aug-13-09 08:57 PM by bluesbassman

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LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Aug-13-09 09:00 PM
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6. If I has a nickel for every time I've been told that...

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bluesbassman

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Thu Aug-13-09 09:03 PM
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8. You could buy a Snickers bar?

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Minimus

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Thu Aug-13-09 09:03 PM
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7. No, I hsve not.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Aug-13-09 09:04 PM
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9. Please try it. It is very fulfilling.

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Strong Atheist

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Thu Aug-13-09 09:16 PM
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11. Boy, this just cries out for the obvious

copycat...

:hide:

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Thu Aug-13-09 10:14 PM
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13. HMMM...is it a Lounge thread, a cry for help, or some combination of the two?

I'm gonna go with the combo.

:rofl:

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