I-love Kudzu Garden

[kentauros]

Yes, that beneficial anti-alcoholism plant is now a beloved Chinese-Italian chain restaurant owned by ADM, supermarket to the world.

Now you can drink all you want and never get alcoholism thanks to our fine items like Kornflake-Krusted Kudzu Kubes, Red Curry Kudzu and a perennial favorite Spaghetti and Kudzu Balls :9

Electronic Kupons available upon request.


(okay, add to the menu and atmosphere, y'all :D)

[texanwitch]

1. I like the endless kudzu breadsticks, so tasty and good for you.

:9

[kentauros]

2. That's because we pick them fresh off the kudzu vines!

Just don't sit too long in one place... :o

[texanwitch]

3. The food will be fresh every day.

And cheap.

[kentauros]

4. Kudzu wine!

Five varieties!

Fermented on the premises.

[texanwitch]

5. Kudzu beer.

Could happen.

[kentauros]

6. Hmmm,

an alcoholic drink that makes you want to stop drinking.

We could sell billions and billions! :D

[texanwitch]

7. Kudzu beer would be the beer that was good for your liver.

The more kudzu beer you drank, the better your health would be.

[kentauros]

8. Super Liver!

"I can filter anything!"

[texanwitch]

10. Yes.

The secret would be to make it taste like beer a little.

It could be a health drink.

A beer for everyone.

[kentauros]

16. O'Doul's

O'Doul's Kudzu Suds

[texanwitch]

18. Once the people drank our beer they would want no other brand.

A :toast: to O'Doul's Kudzu Suds:beer:

[Kali]

9. are smoking and breastfeeding allowed?

what about unattended toddlers? Pitbulls?

[texanwitch]

11. We will have a smoking section and breastfeeding is more then welcome.

The toddlers and pitbulls could chase each other.

No, that might not be a good idea.

We may need cages for both, next to their parents or owners.

[kentauros]

12. There will be special sections for them

but it won't be more than a line on the floor. And the walls. And the ceiling.

[kentauros]

13. By the way, smoking kudzu negates its effects.

So, you have to buy and consume more

[texanwitch]

14. That is correct.

We will hook people on kudzu.

It will be more popular then hamburgers.

Kudzuburgers, for the non meat eaters.

[kentauros]

15. Voted best restaurant by Llamas everywhere!

[texanwitch]

17. Do y'all know that llamas love kudzu.

You can see all that kudzu growing in background.