Rabrrrrrr
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Sat Aug-15-09 04:51 AM
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I'm in Japan. Should I cause a ruckus in the hotel spa, eventually requiring the State Department? |
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Just wondering how far I could go, and what I would have to do to require an apology from no one less ranking than Hillary Clinton herself. And if I do, would I be on her shitlist forever, or might she then invite me to DC to come see her and Obama there?
Clinton: "Mr. President, this is the gentleman that caused your latest headache in Japan."
Mr. President: "Rabrrrrrr! So good to finally meet you. Love your rants on DU! Truly classic. Anyway, you owe us three and a half billion for the military intervention to save your ass, and as you know, you are banned from Japan - well, the bit of it remaining, that is - for the next 3000 generations. Have a beer?"
Rabrrrrrr: "Obama-san, that was precisely what started this thirteen year nightmare."
Mr. President: "Eh, what's a few hundred million lives in the face of a most beautifully executed hotel prank. Kanpai!"
Rabrrrrrr: "Kanpai!"
Hillary: "Kanpai!"
A bunch of Japanese in waders standing in a river of sludge in front of a background of utter destruction, their faces smeared with the blood of innocents and children, but laughing their asses off: "Kanpai!"
p.s. - obviously, this is a joke.
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Haole Girl
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Sat Aug-15-09 08:53 AM
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I double-dog dare you. :-)
oh, I see it was a joke.
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Dr. Strange
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Sat Aug-15-09 09:40 AM
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GOPisEvil
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Sat Aug-15-09 09:43 AM
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3. I'm surprised you haven't already. |
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I was expecting Obama to have to abandon this whole health care debate to fly to Japan to quell the rioting.
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Robb
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Sat Aug-15-09 09:49 AM
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4. I see no problem with this plan. |
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p.s. What do you mean, joke? :D
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Tuesday Afternoon
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Sat Aug-15-09 09:51 AM
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Sat Aug-15-09 10:47 AM
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6. I see your pic made the local paper, however. |
Fleshdancer
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Sat Aug-15-09 01:55 PM
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Of course you should! The Japanese LOVE the opportunity to tell Ugly American stories. Like the time I was told about the drunk American who started screaming and ranting in a Shinjuku McDonald's because they wouldn't accept his US currency as payment. True story. How bitchin' would it be to see a Japanese person go bat shit crazy at a local Toyota dealership because they refused his/her Yen? I would LOVE that!
It would be nice to have a heated dispute with Japan that didn't involve our marines breaking the law on their soil. I say GO FOR IT!
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Sat Aug-15-09 02:52 PM
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8. what, by offending folks with your nudity? |
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(per previous discussion about Japanese bath-houses) :rofl:
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sakabatou
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Sat Aug-15-09 02:54 PM
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9. Make sure you find the hidden lever which knocks down the separation wall |
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Let the ecchi hilarity come to fruition.
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