Wapsie B
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Wed Aug-19-09 11:46 AM
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A Woman's Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call,
Not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to, "How big is my behind?"
I pray this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
A Man's Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs,
Who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The End.
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Wed Aug-19-09 12:08 PM
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1. Grandma says: " If you find a man you trust enough to let him shave your legs, marry him! " (eom) |
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Wed Aug-19-09 12:14 PM
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2. I would like to point out the woman's poem make a whole lot more demands |
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Wed Aug-19-09 01:43 PM
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3. Yes it does. But isn't that true of the fairer sex in general? |
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