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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 12:44 AM
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How many of y'all have a church key in you house.
I have several, different types.


It initially referred to a simple hand-operated device for prying the cap (called a "crown cork") off a glass bottle; this kind of closure was invented in 1898.<1> The shape and design of some of these openers did resemble a large simple key.<2> Certain tin cans, notably sardine cans and meat containers, also used an attached "key" to open them. The first of these was patented in Canada in 1900.<3>

In 1935, beer cans with flat tops were marketed, and a device to puncture the lids was needed. The same ironic term, "church key", came to be used for this new invention: made from a single piece of pressed metal, with a pointed end used for piercing cans — devised by D.F. Sampson<4><5> for the American Can Company, who depicted operating instructions on the cans themselves,<6> and typically gave away free "Quick and Easy" openers with their newfangled beer cans.<7>


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There is sparse, and often contradictory, documentation as to the origin of the term "church key", though most agree the phrase is a sarcastic euphemism, as the opener was obviously designed to access beer, and not churches.

One explanation for the term "Church Key" lends its origin an almost mythic significance; in Medieval Europe, monks and nobility were the only brewers. Lagering cellars in the monasteries were locked, as the monks guarded the secrets to their craft. The monks carried keys to these lagering cellars on their cinch, or belt. It may have been this key from which the "Church Key" opener got its name.

Another motive for assigning the device such an ironic name could have been the fact beer was first canned (for test marketing) in 1933<8> — the same year Franklin Delano Roosevelt signed the Cullen-Harrison Bill.<9> This act, which predated Repeal of Prohibition, amended the Volstead Act, making 3.2 beer legal. Some experts have posited the term "church key" was a way to "stick it to" the religious organizations who had effected Prohibition in the first place.<10>

Another consideration that may have contributed to the choice of name: During the time when the term was invented, there was nearly always somebody in the church, most churches had little worth stealing, and few if any people would vandalize a church. As a result, church doors were rarely locked. So you didn't need a key to get into a church – you just pulled the door open and walked in. Thus "church key" referred to something wholly unnecessary, and naming this new – and oddly shaped – thing a "church key" made a certain sardonic sense.


Other uses

Corned beef and sardine can openers are called keysAlthough the original definition of "church key" referred to a simple bottle opener that resembled the non-business end of an old fashioned key, most are now flat with a piercing end and a bottle opener at the other end, with no particular resemblance to a key.

All ordinary consumer beverages in cans are now sold in easy-open pull-top containers, invented in the 1960s. But other cans containing liquid still require piercing, such as canned milk and some juice cans.

Many bottled beverages now come with caps that can be twisted off by hand, without requiring a tool to pry the cap off.


References
^ Churchkey
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 12:49 AM
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1. I get canned juice from the food bank every once in awhile
so I always make sure I have a church key handy.
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AllenVanAllen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 12:59 AM
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2. We have three of them





One fancy and two standard metal ones. I didn't start calling them that until I met a good friend about ten years ago.




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hibbing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:46 AM
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13. Beautiful
Hi,
What a wonderful collection, while all these kids (and older) get their pathetic lite "beers" we can at least remember when a beer was a beer, gosh I sound like and old fogie.

Peace
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:01 AM
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15. I have my Grandfather's old Shiner Beer church key.
That was when there was only one kind of Shiner Beer.
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Mind_your_head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:09 AM
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3. Every drawer-pull in my kitchen is a potential "church key".....
I don't use them as such, b/c it would most likely dent the wood of the cabinet behind it....but I bet you understand what I'm talking about. ;-)

I, too, have several bottle openers that languish at the bottom of my "kitchen tool" drawer. The punch-type bottle opener, the flip the cap off the old style soda-pop bottles....

I recently saw an ad for a church-key that would fit on the strap of a baseball-type cap....can't find the link now though. Even though it was a neat idea, I didn't really see the usefulness for it in today's "easy-open" world.
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:12 AM
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4. I thought this was going to be about actual keys to churches
Which excited me, because I do have one. Not at all sure that it would still work, its left over from high school times. But I got one of those.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:19 AM
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5. I have several,
I need them to open my Mexican Coke bottles.


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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:22 AM
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6. This is MY house, not YOUR church!
I have one on the back of my corkscrew. :hi:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:24 AM
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8. I have a combination corkscrew and church key tool.
It even has a nice little sharp knife.

:hi:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:22 AM
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7. I like this thread
Another interesting tidbit is that objects more than 50 years old are considered historic.

You can still find can scatters out in the woods with the old can type. These cans are described and mapped in archaeology reports.

One of the upcoming challenges in field archaeology is that in the next few years, the "new" can type will become historically significant. Learning to identify historic cans will no longer be as simple as it has been.

:)
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:29 AM
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9. The old cans needed two holes punched to drink from.
I am not sure why.

I sometimes go to a old ice house to drink a beer that has driveway with old bottle caps in the ground.


Ice house is another old term.


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Mind_your_head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:35 AM
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10. Seriously? You don't know why the old cans needed two holes punched in them?
The people in the science forum would :spank: you for not knowing why that is so!

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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:45 AM
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12. It has been a long time since I punched a can with a church key.
I would guess it for proper pressure in the can.

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Mind_your_head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:50 AM
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14. Yep, that's right.....
you need the 'second punch' so that the air fills up the space displaced by the emptying liquid. If you don't do the second punch, you get a "glug, glug, glug" thing as the liquid displaces and then is replaced by air ~ rather than a "smooth pour" b/c the air can come in to the vessel as the liquid is removed....

....ah, .....you "knew this all along"...... :-)
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hibbing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:44 AM
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11. For Opening Pabst Tapa Can
Hi,
Love it, I use the phrase and most people are clueless. Do you have a church key? Huh?? I love me some cheap PBRs and to have this church key with Pabst imprinted on it is so sweet. Nice post!

Peace
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 08:55 AM
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16. I've sold a bunch of old ones on eBay. Some are worth $$$
I keep cheap ones in the house for my own use.

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Blue Diadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 09:44 AM
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17. We have a couple.
Thanks for the info. I never knew they were called church keys.

Anyone remember the old fashioned manual can opener with the blade that looked like a little thumb? I remember my Mom having one way back in the early 60's and it was awful trying to open a can with that. It left such crooked sharp edges and took real effort just to open a can. We didn't have a church key, so we had to use that to pierce small holes in canned juice or milk. I learned to wiggle it back and forth to make the hole bigger.

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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 09:51 AM
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18. I may still have one.
Nowadays, I use my Swiss knife, which has been with me on travels throughout the world.

*Except lately. I've had it so long, I'm afraid to lose it to some airport thief (yeah, I'm talking to you TSA).
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