The Smoldering Bellboy of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"And we want lots of tourism, but not any terrorism (which is different mainly) on the streets of America. Or even over in ol' Bagdad which is not like the Alamo anymore, I'm told, like you can stay in just about any hotel and rest in comfort knowing that . . . (off camera). . . .WHAT? . . . . You mean that. . .? . . . . Oh, Jesus!. . . . Sh*t."

[cosmicdot]

1. W: wait until Karl, Scooter and Andy hear the deal I've offered Bertie ...

... outsourcing Boston to Ireland just in time for the when the Democrats go there this summer ... that'll be a blast ...



Erin go braugh and CAPTION
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x899851

[Fenris]

2. "Top o' the Marnin' to ya! Aye just of the wee teleephone..."

"With a wee leprechaun named Bertie and was tellin' 'em all about 'ow much we in Amarica love the Irish. ah than recited all the famous Irish perfeshuns: railroad worker, bartender, barkeeper, drunk, police man, drunk, fact'ry warker, dock monkey, drunk, streetbrawler, meat packer...but fer some unknown rayson the line was cut off. Well, ah s'ppose a'll go eat a bowl o' Lucky Charms and crawl into a bottle o' Bailey's left o'er from the Holidays. So 'appy St. Patty's day, all. And Erin go brag-hee or whatever."

[readmylips]

3. Help, I'm sinking...

flag getting taller than me.

[regularguy]

4. "St. Patricks Day?!? Damn Jews have a holiday every frikkin week!"

.

[skip fox]

5. dupe, sorry

n/t

[skip fox]

6. "I know my advisors have told me not to get up here and tell any of my

bright ideas, but when they hear this one and see how the public gets behind me they can't be mad and won't punish me or anything. Maybe even say, 'Well . . . Leave it to ol' George,' or something like that. Anyway . . . I figure if we took just two divisions and sent them to Ireland with night vision goggles and drones and stuff we outta be able to catch a leprechan, and then we can make three wishes, and I'm pretty smart about that one too, first we wish for a hundred more wishes, then we wish for jobs, then we wish for . . . (blah, blah, blah). . . "

[skip fox]

7. dupe, sorry

n/t