Hey you! Yes you, the dumbass who doesnt' know how to use your turn signals

[LynneSin]

Your inability to use turn signals to make the person behind you aware of the concept that you are going to backup and parallel park does NOT make me the bad driver. Figure out the turn signals or figure out where you can buy a bus pass!

[HopeHoops]

1. Have you noticed? The more expensive the vehicle, the less likely it is to have turn signals!

Most junkers seem to have them. Most economy cars seem to have them. Lexus? Acura? SUVs, Hummers (which are an abomination, EVEN unto GOD), BMWs, Audis - You would THINK that cars that are so over-priced would at LEAST come with turn signals. Curiously, they don't seem to have ash trays either, based on how many cigarette butts fly out of their windows.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. and, to all the people who ignore Yield signs

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[MindPilot]

3. And your polar opposite...

Yes, you, the inattentive douchenozzle driving with your flashers on.

I came up behind you at an intersection; and thinking your vehicle was disabled--that is after all what those lights mean--I started to go around you. You goddamn near turn into me and then you honk and flip me off like it was my fucking fault!