Breaking - Man waits 25 minutes at McDonald's for dinner menu.

[Swede]

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I've sat at McDonald's for long, long waits before a waiter finally shows up

though most of the time, I get so pissed off I go up front and make one of the maitre d's (why do they always have so many, anyway?) take my order and pay for it right there so I don't have to tip later.

[brendan120678]

2. They do have a limited number of "full service"...

McDonald's where you actually do sit first, and someone comes, takes your order, and delivers it to you.

[targetpractice]

3. The Onion: Area Man To Hang Out At McDonald's For 20 Minutes Until Lunch Menu Goes Up

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_to_hang_out_at_mcdonalds?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

[HughBeaumont]

5. Don Turnbee is just never satisfied with his fast food.

http://www.theonion.com/content/search/onion/advanced?search=Turnbee&restrict=

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This guy looks like a young John Bolton with severe indigestion.

[targetpractice]

6. That's hilarious... Thanks for pointing that out! n/t

[edbermac]

4. Probably reading the wine list first.

:wtf:

[baldguy]

8. And what would you like with your Quarter-pounder Meal?

Oh, the McMerlot of course.

[Initech]

7. The pundits respond:

Bill O'Reilly: How do we know the man waiting at McDonalds wasn't a terrorist sympathizer?

Nancy Grace: McDonalds has every right to refuse customer service to the man, I smell a scandal!!!!!

Hannity: We know the man waiting 25 minutes at McDonalds was a terroist sympathizer. His background check revealed that he's a liberal and voted many times for the Democrats!!!!

Limbaugh: McDonalds needs to refuse service to these types. In fact I think anyone who orders a double cheeseburger without ketchup not only deserves it but they hate America!!!!

Neil Cavuto: Did the incident at McDonalds cause their stock to rise 25 points? I say yes!

Glenn Beck: McDonalds pulled my sponsorship so they obviously hate America.

Coulter: He ordered his cheeseburger, he knew what he was getting into. The liberal environmentalists are the ones responsible for making McDonalds look bad.

[KamaAina]

9. Is the McDonald's in question in the Preston Hollow section of Dallas?

If so, I think we know who it is... :dunce:

[dembotoz]

10. Actually i have

had a son who had a thing for chicken nuggets.
breakfast was still being served and he was refusing to eat anything on that menu.
so we waited.....