Were you aware that there are non-Double-Stuf Oreos? For what possible reason?

[Orrex]

:wtf:

[Tobin S.]

1. Regular Oreos are for people like me who are on a diet

That's right: Diet Oreos.

[noamnety]

2. I've found the double stuffs have too much adhesive

to use as clip on earrings.

[petronius]

3. Um, because some of us like to make our Double-Stufs from scratch?

The art of home cooking is not dead, you know...

[Orrex]

4. Then some day I'll share with you my recipe for Quadruple-Stufs.

It'll transform your universe.

[AwakeAtLast]

5. My sister and I made our own Double Stuffs before the company did

Take two Oreos, remove one chocolate side from each cookie, put other two back together. Make dirt pudding with leftover tops. :D

We stopped after they introduced Double Stuffs of course!

[JTG of the PRB]

6. Probably as a punishment for children.

Then again, they could always just twist the tops off two regular Oreos and combine the cream-slathered pieces to make their own double-stufs, but then they'd be jealous of the children who were easily making quadruple-stuf Oreos.

So, yes. It's a punishment for children.

[Orsino]

7. What, are they called Haf-Stuf, or something?

Get back to me when you finish stuffing the goddamned cookie.