WCGreen
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Thu Sep-03-09 03:43 PM
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And oldie but goodie sent via the Email tuibes.... |
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and how I can make my woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Thu Sep-03-09 06:19 PM
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Oldie but goodie indeed!
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