Running with the big dogs thread

[MrScorpio]

Rules:

Pick an animal and make em big, like dogs. Then issue a challenge, i.e.," If you can't run with the big dogs...". Then tell them where they need to stay if they're not up to it, i.e., "then stay on the porch."

Any animal and any place to stay is cool.

Now add your own, just like this:

If can't fly with the big birds, then stay on Sesame Street.

[camero]

1. If you can't hang with the big cats...

then stay in the house.

[MrScorpio]

2. If you can't run with the big bears, then stay in the cave.

[camero]

3. I'm surprised more haven't answered this thread

That was my motto when I was trucking.

If you can't run with the big chickens, stay in the coop. :)

[rockymountaindem]

4. If you can't swim with the big fish

than stay on the dock.

[MrScorpio]

5. If you can't run with the big Yaks, then stay in the steppes

[camero]

7. If you can't hunt with the big lions, then stay in the den

[MrScorpio]

8. If you can't swim with the big penguins, then stay on the glacier

[Parrcrow]

6. if you can't crap with the big bears

stay out of the woods

[camero]

9. If you can't run with the big buffalo, then stay off the plains

[MrScorpio]

10. If you can't run with the big goats, then stay on the mountain

[camero]

12. If you can't run with the big cheetahs, then stay out of Kenya

[Bundbuster]

11. If you can't fight off the crocs

Then stay out of the river.

[MrScorpio]

13. If you can't run with the big hamsters, then stay on the wheel

[camero]

15. If you can't run with the big horses, then stay in the stable

[Bundbuster]

14. If you can't herd with the musk ox

Then stay off the tundra.

[MrScorpio]

16. If you can't run with the big cows, than stay in the barn

[camero]

17. If you can't run with the big pigs, then stay in the sty

[MrScorpio]

18. If you can't run with the big rats, then stay in the sewer

[Bundbuster]

19. If you can't outrun the Orca

Then stay off the beach.

http://207.137.168.225/orca+seal.jpg

[VOX]

20. If you can't amble with the big yaks, don't hang with ZombyWoof...

Someone had to do it. :evilgrin:

:toast:

[MrScorpio]

21. If you can't swing with the big chimps,

Then stay in Crawford

[Bundbuster]

22. If you have no tusks

Don't ever say "I am the walrus."

[MrScorpio]

23. If you can't hang with the wolverines,

Then stay out of Ann Arbor

[Bundbuster]

24. If you can't clear the waterfall

Better stay in the pool.

http://207.137.168.225/grizz+sockeye.jpg

[Parrcrow]

25. If you can't fly with the pink elephants

have another green beer.

[MrScorpio]

26. If you can't fly with the eagles,

Then stay on the tarmac

[Bundbuster]

27. If you don't like my blowhole

Then stay outta the ocean.

[MrScorpio]

28. If you can't hump with the big bunnies,

Then stay outta the hutch

[Bundbuster]

29. If you don't like Muddy Waters

Then stay out of the wallow.

[MrScorpio]

30. If you can't scoot with the big chinchillas

Then stay outta the Andes

[WilliamPitt]

31. If you can't run with the Wooly Mammoth

shut the fuck up.

[Bundbuster]

35. ROTFL

Pretty long in the tooth, Will.

[Bundbuster]

32. If you can't hang with the orangs

Then stay out outta the trees.

[MrScorpio]

34. If you can't laugh with the hyenas,

Then stay outta the comedy club

[DS1]

33. If you can't run, stay out of the kitchen

[Bundbuster]

36. If you can't take the heat

stay out of the volcano.

[MrScorpio]

37. If you can't take the radiation;

Stay out of the reactor

[Bundbuster]

38. If you don't like the fallout

Accept democracy on OUR TERMS!

[Zinfandel]

39. If you can't take the big loaf, stay outta my kitchen.