HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDOM KOOLZIP!!

[newyawker99]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDOM KOOLZIP!!






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[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

1. Happy Birthday!!!

:toast:

[RandomKoolzip]

36. Hey there!

Thank you for the wonderful greeting....I don't suppose you could re-post that picture of yourself as a gift, couldja? (sigh....)

[Bronco69]

2. Happy Birthday!

:-)

[RandomKoolzip]

37. Thanks!

Just announced: this is now a HAT PARTY, and bronco69 has the "grandest of all."

(MST 3K reference alert)

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Happy Birthday! Have a wonderful day!

:party:

[RandomKoolzip]

38. Muchas Garcias!

And say hello to MrsAngered, MrsPeeved, MrsP'oed, and MrsCranky, will ya?

THANKS!


(You guys are cheering me up!)

[Paradise]

4. Happy Birthday

:party:to you
happy birthday
to you
happy birthday
random zoolzip
happy birthday to you
and many moooooore!:party:

[RandomKoolzip]

39. Hey thanks!

Interesting lyrics...is that Cole Porter?

[Paradise]

59. LOL!!! n/t

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Happy birthday, K-man. You share a b'day with the following miscreants

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov
Rudolf Diesel (inventor of the Diesel engine)
Neville Chamberlain (moving swiftly along)
Grover Cleveland
Peter Graves (Mish Imposh)
Queen Latifah and Vanessa Williams
Wilson Pickett
IRENE CARA!

[newyawker99]

6. Hey! I like Peter Graves! He is NOT a miscreant!

:P :-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Hey, I meant miscreant in a good way, ya miscreant!

:evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

9. And RKZ's music sounds like...

...Rimsky-Korsakov as played by a diesel engine! Or was that as played by Vin Diesel? In either case, that is a recipe for RAWK!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. Rimsky-Korsakov on a diesel engine?

Man, I knew Einsturzende Neubaten sounded familiar!

[RandomKoolzip]

20. Toilet-bowl-rim-sky Of-course-I-cough......

Man, what a tortured way to pinch out a loaf, I mean joke!

You should hear some of the "modern" symphonic compostitions I wrote in High School.....like Schoenberg, if Schoenberg was in special ed and paralyzed in both ears.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. And Ornette Coleman.

That's the one I'm most proud of.

After Irene Cara, of course.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. Man, Ornette Coleman. That is the definition of cool.

I've got Empress Josephine of France, Edward VIII, Chuck Billy from Testament, that guy from Jesus Jones, Alan Turing - inventor of the computer, English early rocker Adam Faith, the Battle of Plassey, The US Secret Service, John Entwhistle's first wedding, Cubby Checker getting busted, Alice Cooper falling offstage in Vancouver breaking six ribs, the release of 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia', The release of 'My Sharona', the Air India disaster of 1985, Newfoundland discovery day, and the feast day of St Audrey the virgin.

[RandomKoolzip]

21. That guy from Jesus Jones. THAT'S the definition of cool. (sorry)

I'm sure one of the guys from Ned's Atomic Dustbin shares a birthday with me, too.....What IS your birthday, by the way?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. June 23rd 1976. You are 3 months, 5 days older than me, right?

[RandomKoolzip]

30. One year, 3 months, and 5 days older.

Born in 75. On the day I was born, Pete Wingfield's "18 with a bullet" was #1 in England.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

33. Mine was 'Combine Harvester' by the Wurzels in the UK

and Silly Love Songs in the US

[RandomKoolzip]

42. The Wurzels? Didn't they do "Prozac Nation?"

Or was that Mud?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

45. Ha! I can actually sing 'Combine Harvester'

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took and us holding hands

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

[RandomKoolzip]

53. I'm guessing it's a metaphor for something.

All this "farming" imagery is SO sexy to me.....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

56. Oo-arr! That it is, boyo, that is.

[mvd]

8. Happy birthday!

Make it your best. :party:

[RandomKoolzip]

41. Nah, my best birthday was the year

all my friends decided to get wasted while I sat in the car outside the bar, reading Jehovah's Witness pamphlets for hours, waiting for them to take me home. I doubt ANYTHING could top that!

[jpgray]

11. Hope the asshole with the Lydon picture in his sig doesn't crash the party

Oh that's right, we all have him on ignore. :D

(happy birthday, RKZ!)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. What, that weird guy that keeps impersonating RandomKoolzip?

What's with that guy?

[RandomKoolzip]

13. I hope somebody is going to take home some of this

wonderful pate! Oh thank you everyone for such a lovely party, and no, that's okay, I DON'T need help scraping pizza off of every available surface in the house, and no, I DON'T need help putting my Hummel collection back together.

You're all a bunch of wonderful people. Good times. Friends o' mine. I love ya. Now get back to work.

[jpgray]

17. I dunno, but the imitation isn't very passable

He failed to horn in on several of my music-related threads to display his superior knowledge. I was talking about how much I love that Zappa song 'My Guitar Wants to Kill Your 2nd Cousin' and there was nary a correction in sight.

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

23. I'm off my game.

Sorry, Venus has been transitting Taurus and there's been a quintuple hematoma on Uranus lately. And everybody knows when the planets are aligned this way, there's gonna be trouble.

Give me a link and I'm sure I could start rappin' knuckles like a nun in that thread (better than excoriating Nader voters, I can tell ya that).

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Hey you knuckleknob! "Ignore" my crotch, wongo!

Lemme take a wild stab in that dark and guess who that guy in your avatar is....

Billy Dee Williams?

[jpgray]

18. What can I say? The man is a professional. (nt)

[YIMA]

14. Happy Birthday!

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Thanks!

Enjoy our little dog-and-pony show we got goin' here on DU before Ashcroft "takes us down."

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. Events in History on RKZ's birthday.

Birth of the painter Raphael
Birthday of Jeff La Bar from Cinderella!
Birthday of Brad Dourif
Death of Jacques de Molay, last official head of the Knights Templar
Death of Jim McCartney, Paul's dad
Founding of American Express
Greece adopted the Gregorian Calendar on this day in 1920
Ghandi sentenced to six-year imprisonment'
Rolling Stones fined five pounds each for public urination
Penny Lane went to #1
The Clash released White Riot
Donna Summer got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

[RandomKoolzip]

26. And let's not forget what happened last year at this time -

which is the reason why a lot of us are on DU in the first place.....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. Ah, right.

I came out of office boredom, myself.
cough...sorry. I mean, I joined because of the shameful misappropriation of international due process for base economic gain in Iraq.

[RandomKoolzip]

29. I came for the chicks, man.

I don't know WHAT you're talking about.....

[dolo amber]

25. YAY!!

Happy VD, RKZ!! :bounce:

Er...sorry, wrong day...too many initials...:crazy:

May you be showered with the spittle of a drunken Robert Pollard at close range! (I'm told that's the only way the sad genius can show love...tragic, really...:() And as promised, I raise a glass of your chioce of ghastly non-alcoholic beverage in your general direction! :toast:

:* Have a good 'un. ;)

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Danke! Danke!

You'll never guess what I have planned: I'm going in to work tonight! Man, I love birthdays!

VD? Don't go spreadin' no rumors, baby! That's just a canker sore, ladies.


Favorite beverage? Ginger ale, preferably with a heapin' helpin' of beef jerky to wash it down......


Happy Birthday to everybody! AVENGE ME, BOYS! AVENGE ME!

[dolo amber]

40. Ah well...

Ginger ale's not so ghastly, but hold the jerky, jerky. :P
I was afraid we were talking some type of non-alcoholic beer abomination such as O'Stool's or something. :puke:

I worked 18 hrs on my b-day last year, and would give anything to have a job I could work 18 hrs at this year. So put that in your crackpipe and smoke it, pal.

;)

[RandomKoolzip]

46. Woah....

You're out of work?! God, that's rough...that makes me very sad to hear that, DA. I'm very sorry.

You can always move to Chicago and all us DUers who live there can get a communal house and we'll all grow pumpkins or something! :hi:

[prolesunited]

31. Happy Birthday!

:toast: :smoke: :party: :bounce:

:yourock:

[RandomKoolzip]

35. Thank you!

I'm going out to get some fajitas for my birthday lunch, then I'm comin' home, chnaging into my work outfit, and sweatin' for "the man."

To paraphrase Lou Gehrig, "Today...ay...ayy, I'm the luckiest man in the world....urld...urld..ld...d."

[GOPisEvil]

34. Happy Birthday!

:party:

[RandomKoolzip]

43. Tanks, buddy!

Have a good time in Chica- uh, whoops...I mean, AUSTIN today!

[GOPisEvil]

44. South by Southwest started last night.

Eyes? Bleary.
Ears? Ringing.

Hell yeah, I'm doing it all over again tonight! Woohoo!

[RandomKoolzip]

48. You lucky bastidge.....

Next year, I'll try to nudge my band in the direction of SXSW and you can check us out.....And we can all check out all the other bands. Man, I wish I was there right now!

[GOPisEvil]

51. Between the day parties and showcases at night...

...there is ALWAYS something to see. I'd love to see your band. SXSW is something every music fan should experience.

Last night I saw...Squad 5-0, Divisions of Lauralee, The Rite Flyers (new and local), The Six Parts Seven and some band from Washington called Modest Mouse or something...

[eyesroll]

47. A rebus:

(I wanted to pun your real name, but I don't know how public that is. Hence, your avatar.)

[GOPisEvil]

49. A friend of mine DREW a poster like that for another friend...

...whose name is John. So you can guess what picture was drawn for that. :-)

[RandomKoolzip]

50. That is, without a doubt, the COOLEST post I've ever recieved....

Thanks! I'm gonna show my wife when she get's home! I'm laughing right now, I'm sure she'll get a kick out of that......

Oh, and BTW, happy birthday to you too, :eyes:

[eyesroll]

52. Not my birthday. RKZ.

(I'm a September baby.)

But thanks. Glad you like it.

[RandomKoolzip]

54. I know. I'm wishing everybody else a happy birthday on this thread

Out of some kind of Bruce-Springsteenian-egalitarian-faux-Woody-Guthrie spirit of communal gestalt or somesuch.

Are you a Virgo?

[eyesroll]

55. Ah. I'm set to single-post view so I didn't see the rest of your posts

(I can't click on long threads at work -- they crash my computer.)

Anyhow -- Libra. I share a birthday with Avril Lavigne, Meat Loaf, Don Cornelius and Wilfred Brimley.

[RandomKoolzip]

57. That's cool.

My best friend is a Libra......he was the short, swarthy fellow at the party with the black hair. All Libras seem to have really advanced senses of humor.

[eyesroll]

58. Humor is vital!

I am married to Whitacre D_WI, after all...