crim son
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:03 AM
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Somebody just tried to have online sex with me at Facebook's "Farm Town." |
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I am flat out amazed. Has this happened to anybody else? I mean, not in a sexy chatroom, but in an online game?
She wanted to spread my body with whipped cream. :rofl: I'm sort of in shock, lured like an innocent to her desolate farm... :rofl:
No, I'm not kidding.
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:04 AM
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1. You have that effect on people... |
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I guess even women can hardly control themselves around you... ;-)
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crim son
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:32 AM
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3. Have you seen the Farm Town avatars? |
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Edited on Sat Sep-19-09 01:34 AM by crim son
I was a random pick for sure. She made a joke about us wearing the same overalls.
:crazy:
edited for spelling.
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Sat Sep-19-09 08:22 AM
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13. That's the line I always use... |
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:16 AM
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I suddenly see flvegan's repeatedly giving me concealed cameras on Mafia Wars in a whole new light...
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:33 AM
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Farm Town is my first and only online game so I cannot comment except to say I was LURED to a lonely farm and then covered in whipped cream. It was a surprise to say the least. :P
Mafia wars, you say?
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:45 AM
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It was AOL chat rooms in my day and age. Now it's like a Sims game? Too funny!
I guess one thing that hasn't changed though are some creepy guys wanting to watch. blech...
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:51 AM
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6. Sims? No, Sims are too sophisticated. |
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On Farm Town our characters look more like the Flintstones. And allegedly, it was a woman. :D
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Sat Sep-19-09 01:54 AM
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Rule #30: There are no girls on the internet.
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Sat Sep-19-09 02:00 AM
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8. I wonder; it isn't the surest technique |
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pretending to be a woman picking up a woman, but who knows?
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Sat Sep-19-09 02:22 AM
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9. Hahahaha how random. n/t |
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Sat Sep-19-09 02:27 AM
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10. Yes, even when I tell the girl I'm taken |
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By then I left the chat room.
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Sat Sep-19-09 06:13 AM
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Not in Farm Town, but I did have someone trying to fix up my fairy with her fairy in Fairyland. I wasn't at all sure what to make of that...:rofl:
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:19 AM
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It's so bizarre, isn't it? I mean, it really isn't a chat room situation :rofl:
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:31 AM
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17. I'm serious...she first asked me if my fairy was a girl fairy |
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or a boy fairy. (Hers is a boy fairy and was interested)
I told her she was a girl fairy and was going to say she was gay and then I thought, WHAT am I doing???!!!
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She sent all these messages asking if my fairy liked to drink nectar etc...
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:54 AM
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Except in my case it was cream pies, and she was a girl farmer.
Well? Does your fairy like to drink nectar? :rofl:
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:57 AM
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I answered that she only liked nectar that had an intoxicating effect!
She can't get enough of that!
Next time i'm on Farm Town, woman, I am SO checking out your overalls:evilgrin: :rofl:
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Sat Sep-19-09 06:48 AM
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12. I've never heard of it but that marketplace sounds like some weird place |
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The Marketplace is literally like a real market because you can see many people begging (Online read as: Shouting) for job. Those farmers looking for job have different gimmicks..You would read many tactics like:
“Have 5 year old kid who has not eaten anything and now is very hungry. Pls hire me so I can have coins”
” Need to buy a house, please Hire me”
” No job is too small or too big.. I can do any kind of harvest”
“Hire me! Hire me!”
“I got sun burned waiting for a job here in the marketplace. Pls hire me”
Some more funny pick-up lines with naughty undertones…
“I am hardworking. Can do any job”
“Cropstitute for hire”
http://kikomatching.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/farm-town-addict/
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:20 AM
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15. Ahh, do you think when I called myself a cropstitute it twigged her interest? |
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:25 AM
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i'm sorry crimmy, but i have to laugh :rofl:
someone tried to cyber with my guy while he was playing cribbage online. i don't know about you, but playing a game of crib always puts me in the mood for sexy time :rofl:
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:55 AM
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19. If you didn't laugh I'd be concerned about you. |
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I had to allow it to go on for a few minutes because I couldn't believe she was serious, but she was! :rofl:
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Sat Sep-19-09 10:26 AM
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21. This stuff never happens to me. |
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I must be going to the wrong places ....
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Sat Sep-19-09 11:09 AM
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You can always be my neighbor on Farm Town. :evilgrin:
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Sat Sep-19-09 07:53 PM
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23. You must be popular! LOL! |
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Edited on Sat Sep-19-09 07:56 PM by Odin2005
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Farm girls are teh HOT! :loveya:
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:38 PM
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24. So that's what those cows are for! |
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Sat Sep-19-09 09:44 PM
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25. Any zucchini involved? |
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Sun Sep-20-09 04:42 AM
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26. I play farm town, but havent had anything near as exciting happen |
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Edited on Sun Sep-20-09 04:43 AM by suninvited
the same girl harvests my crops whenever they are ready, so I really don't even go to the marketplace anymore.
We made some joking comments about the overalls once, though, and about how we were all dressed alike. And our big heads. Why do the avatars have such huge heads???
Back in the nineties, I used to play hearts on the MSN gaming zone. Hearts wasnt too bad, probably because it was a four player game, but I could NOT just go and play a game of cribbage. Turns out cribbage was a huge pickup place. Crazy. Usually as soon as a second player sat down they would start asking personal questions, and I would tell them that I was a man playing under my wife's name. They wouldnt even finish the game!!
After a while I learned to just play against the computer and lock the table, it was that bad.
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:09 PM
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27. When you go to play a game of cribbage, mutual |
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masturbation is probably the last thing on your mind. Am I right? :P Same with me & Farm Town.
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:26 PM
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28. I'm afraid I hide all Farm Town and Mafia Wars posts on my FB Wall. |
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I just discovered how to hide those, but not other posts by these same friends, so I feel a little better. But I have a few people who it seems like they friended me simply in the hopes of getting me to play the game. I hope I'm not disappointing them.
Keep in mind, crimmy, just because someone says you're hot and sexy, doesn't necessarily mean they're trying to cyber with you... :P ;-) :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:51 PM
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30. You are truly chivalrous, dear Aristus. |
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And I never get tired of it. :evilgrin: :loveya:
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:51 PM
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31. Some girls got all the luck, eh? |
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