Spock, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Roman Polanski walk into a bar...

[rcrush]

I cant remember the rest

[KG]

1. the bartender looks up and says 'what is this, some kind of a joke?'

[TheKentuckian]

2. How did you come up with that posse? (nt)

[Syrinx]

3. logical, phlegmical, and criminal?

:shrug:

[PVnRT]

4. If that's a Camaro, where's my rectal thermometer?

[velvet]

5. and the bartender says

"Why the long ears, name, arm of the law?"

[nuxvomica]

6. .

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. *snarf*

[jobycom]

8. The bartender looks up and asks, "What, is there a convention in town?"

The bartender looks at Polanski and asks "Aren't they a little old for you?"

The bartender looks at Mellencamp and says "My wife loved you when you were younger."

The bartender looks at Spock and says "We have a drink named after you." Spock looks confused and says "You have a drink named Leonard?"

[MilesColtrane]

9. What are green-blooded, little-pink-hous-ed, and yellow-bellied?

[old mark]

10. The bartender says," Why don't we call them Mellencamps instead of

Cougars?"

mark