Your self crafted epitaph ?

[sweetheart]

You're dying and you've a minute to jot down your last words. What
are they, so that if something happens unexpected, they'll be here
for you. Its really the last time you'll ever write something down,
and you can hear the nuclear sirens in the distance.

You type in a DU message for the next minute.

* N U C L E A R *
* M U S H R O O M *
* C L O U D *
* F L A S H *

// EOL (End Of Life)

[prole_for_peace]

1. at least...

i don't have to go to work tomorrow.

[southerngirlwriter]

2. nuclear sirens?

I'd probably just laugh and say something like, "Payback's a bitch, eh?"

When I saw your title, I thought you meant an epitaph like a thing to put on a tombstone??? Mine will say:

"I wish I would've written faster. So many words, so little time."

That is in my will.

[prole_for_peace]

5. my tombstone (if i wasn't being cremated)

"finally, time to read"

[southerngirlwriter]

7. I would like to be cremated, but....

....on the other hand, cemeteries are such cool places that I like the idea of some kid a lot like me wandering around the cemetery, pausing at my grave, and wondering what I was like (something I do all the time). We have a magnificent, very old cemetery in my city. If, when I can afford to pre-pay for a plot, there's still room there, I'll definitely be buried. If not, I'll probably be cremated.

[Bunny]

3. Who's Responsible?

on edit: that is what I want on my tombstone.

[Padraig18]

4. Hmmm....

"Did I turn the stove off?" :P

[Career Prole]

6. I can't remember now...

but wasn't

* N U C L E A R *
* M U S H R O O M *
* C L O U D *
* F L A S H *

// EOL (End Of Life)

in the 2003 SOTU?

Sign on podium under presidential seal : "Here Lies Bush*"

[Kadie]

8. To Be Continued...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. "You're probably breathing me now."

It's an A-bomb, isn't it? Nothing to bury. I'll be dust.

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. "Hang on a second"...

which is what I seem to say most often. :hi:

[Blue-Jay]

11. On my tombstone:

"What are YOU lookin' at?"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. Love your sig! It's surreal!

Is W on acid?

[Blue-Jay]

14. Not acid. He's on "dumb"

Same as usual.

[eyesroll]

13. My god! It's full of stars! n/t

[Nevernose]

23. Been done before (n/t)

n/t

[Fight_n_back]

15. "You're standing on my stomach!"

or something

[Deja Q]

16. GAZPACHO!

:D

[Forkboy]

24. Why didn't anyone tell me it was suppossed to be served cold?

:)

[MichaelUK]

26. Smeg

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

17. The light, the light! Shit, it's an oncoming train.

or something equally stupid, I guess.

[LanternWaste]

18. It would happen now....

"Oh, man! I'm supposed to move to Cancun next month. Dammit!"

[sweetheart]

19. 1 minute

Oh dear. I presume i'm being vaporized. In a few seconds,
i'll be fallout.

We always knew nuclear weapons were a mistake.

Shiva RAM

[AlienGirl]

20. Mine isn't self-created

"Here, with one salve for many fevers found,
Whole of an ancient evil, I sleep sound."
---A.E. Housman

[Dogmudgeon]

21. Mine Own

"As bad as it was as often as it was,
I enjoyed every minute of it
And wish I had more time to stick around.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
So long, and thanks, everybody!"

(Click "Post message")
(Light. Heat. Pressure. Darkness.)
(Jesus hands me a card with a number on it.)

--bkl
Theology, the Original Solitary Vice!

[regnaD kciN]

22. "I voted for Gore...

...and all I got was this stupid nuclear holocaust."

[buddhamama]

25. Bye.

Remember: Laugh at yourself, often. See Ya. It's been fun.

[dbt]

27. Here Lies A Troubador

Gone to the Earth.
Wherever he went
He brought music and mirth.

:smoke:
dbt

[asteroid2003QQ47]

28. stop

In an otherwise fairly typical New England cemetery stands a tall asymmetrical pink granite stone bearing the outline of a flamingo accompanied by the epitaph—
“Won’t you stop and share a smile with me”

Knowing only that much about the lady beneath the stone makes me wish I had known her prior to her demise.

My epitaph? Unfinished, it starts—

“Dragged kicking and screaming down the highway of life…”