More wit and wisdom from the Internts...

[WCGreen]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: very hot, relaxed, and convinced
of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: with a glorious and all
conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: has been through war, doesn't
make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: self-preserving, but open to
meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

THE END.

[emilyg]

1. Ah yes - men.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. ROFLMAO!

These are perfect.

I can hardly wait to get to the next category...;)


:rofl:

[kentauros]

3. Is that pre-1953 Iran, or post?

:P