Zombieland Rules

[steven johnson]

Sometimes a movie comes along with a coherent philosophy of life that just resonates.

A running gag, and a central plot theme throughout the film is Columbus' list of rules for surviving in the zombie-infested world. But there are many more life lessons in the movie which fill in the rules he did not enumerate.

http://mutantreviewers.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/justin-does-zombieland/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/quotes

1. Cardio
2. Double tap
3. Beware of bathrooms
4. Seatbelts
5. Check back seat
6. Conserve your ammunition
7. Limber up
8. Know your exits
9. Leave no traces
10. Expect the unexpected
11. Makeup disguise
12. Only sleep if you have to
13. Stay sober
14. Trek in the daytime
15. It only take one
16. Check fuel often
17. Don't be a hero
18. Nothing is too brutal
19. Head shots
20. Don't stop, don't look back
21. Avoid small spaces
22. Get a vehicle
23. Emotionally detach
24. Vigilance is the price of safety
25. There's an I in SURVIVAL
26. Keep your ears open
27. No names
28. Music lures
29. The past is history
30. Exhale slowly, squeeze the trigger
31. Set no limitations
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Long sleeves and pants
34. Swim if necessary
35. Nice guys finish first
36. Only eat packaged food
37. Lock doors, board windows
38. Trust no one
39. Make it count
40. Stay hydrated
41. Take the stairs
42. Nut up or shut up
43. Travel lightly
44. Brace yourself
45. Avoid close contact
46. Don't run...sprint
47. Wear tied shoes
48. No sudden movements
49. The higher, the better
50. There is no cure

Nut up or shut up

[charlie and algernon]

1. i've seen it twice now and could easily see it many more times

i think this'll be a movie that I stop to watch every time it's on TV. It's such a fun, gory, yet heartfet movie.

[proteus_lives]

2. It does rule!

"Fuck this clown!"

And I love the opening sequence is perfection! Sooooo good!

[DainBramaged]

3. I too must see this. I think word of mouth will put it over $100 million

during it's run.

[LostInAnomie]

4. I was about to post another thread about how good it was.

The opening sequence where they are playing Metallica's "For Whom The Bell Tolls" was awesome.