Can Congress introduce a resolution to dump John and Kate into a volcano?

[Sannum]

Seriously - I was flipping channels just now and their "battle" was on 3 out of 5 channels.

[Pool Hall Ace]

1. I would support that.

[Brigid]

2. Don't I wish.

Those poor kids. *sigh*

[Initech]

3. Only if we include a provision to throw the Kardashians in there as well.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

8. With an Octomom chaser. (n/t)

[Initech]

11. I think the gods might reject Octomom.

[hamsterjill]

20. And the Duggars!

n/t

[Generic Brad]

4. Think of the children

Because they certainly are not.

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. The heck with the children...think of the poor volcano!

:cry:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

5. they piss me off

America awards incompetent parents with their own reality show. Incompetent parents are also incompetent in being a married couple. News outlets award them with news coverage. Seems fair :eyes:

[nini]

6. anyone that watches that crap should follow

I really do NOT get the fascination with shows like that.

[kentauros]

7. Who are John and Kate?

I have a vague idea, but as I don't watch much commercial TV, y'all can "enlighten" me ;)

[krispos42]

9. Only if the Mythbusters can build the catapult

:popcorn:

[Arugula Latte]

15. Some public pumpkin patches have catapults that fling the orblike giant squashes

One of those might work. *splat*

[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. What volcano?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Olympia Snowe will approve a resolution where they simply get dumped into a hot steam bath.

Is that good enough?

[hobbit709]

13. I don't think either one is a virgin.

[CBHagman]

18. No, but it would bring blessings to all the people.

Really, being a Gilbert and Sullivan fan, I think what we need is a Lord High Executioner with a revised list and a bit of power.

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Mikado/Act_I/Part_Va

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!

Unfortunately nowadays it should have to be a very long list indeed.

[hobbit709]

19. My favorite G&S song.

[edbermac]

14. They should have been on the rocket that crashed into the moon.

:nuke:

[BolivarianHero]

16. rofl...

It reminds me of that Senate simulation I played where a self-described Jesse Helms clone and I co-sponsored a bill honouring Fred Rogers.

I bet support could reach that level of unanimity.

[Initech]

17. We also have to include a provision to throw the "Hills" twits in there as well

[Soylent Brice]

22. + infinite