Swedish female soldiers complain their bras fall off and catch fire too easily.

[billyskank]

From the Matcom News swedish beaureax:

The Swedish Conscription Council, a rights group representing the country's 500-odd women soldiers, said the poor quality of the standard-issue sports bras was unacceptable.

"Our opinion is that the Swedish Armed Forces should have ordered good, flame-proof underwear," Paulina Rehbinder, a union spokeswoman, told The Local, Sweden's English-language newspaper.

The bras unhook too easily during strenuous exercise, soldiers said, forcing women to interrupt their activities to remove their equipment in order to re-fasten the brassieres.

The bras are also highly flammable, according to a report in the Göteborgs-Posten newspaper.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/6220319/Female-Swedish-soldiers-complain-about-flammable-bras.html

Which isn't making me think of Carry On Camping, not at all your honour.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear billy!

How can we win wars if we have to stop to fix our bras?

And flammable???

That's just too damn scary!:scared:


:hi:

:hug:

[Sky Masterson]

2. Oh the humanTitty!!

God I love the swiss! :)

[Call Me Wesley]

8. Swedish!

:spank:

[Sky Masterson]

9. Oops..

Sooory...:rofl: :yoiks:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. The Amazon archers had a solution.

One we all hope never again catches on...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Trust me.

Most healthy women would rather die than do that. :scared:

[Forkboy]

4. So much for the Easy To Fall Off bra campaign I was getting ready to embark upon.

Typical.

[Sky Masterson]

11. It's still a good idea.. What if you went at it from a different angle?

Threads that disintegrate under sweat. :evilgrin:
:D :crazy:

[Forkboy]

13. Trust me, I've gone at breasts from every angle I can think of.

:rofl:

[billyskank]

I still have much research I wish to do.

:9

[Sky Masterson]

15. I bet tit's true!

:evilgrin: Me too. There is something about those things that intrigue me.:dunce:
:woohoo: :D

[NJmaverick]

6. Those flame outs has become the stuff of legends

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Happens in the UK as well ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtVR4S6V6P4&feature=related (NSFW - British comedy! So watch out!)

Hey!!!!!! :pals:

[billyskank]

10. Hey!

:pals: :hi:

[brendan120678]

12. Will I get in trouble for saying that...

I need further proof of this prior to reaching judgment?
Maybe photographic evidence?

[edbermac]

14. Our own Marines are complaining about their bad fitting shorts.

War is hell.

[Captain Hilts]

19. This is my rifle....nt

[surrealAmerican]

16. I'm thinking if it's going to catch fire ...

... I would hope that it would fall off first.

[Vidar]

17. Welcome back. Haven't seen one of your posts forever.

[billyskank]

18. Thank you.

:hi:

[Demoiselle]

20. A cunning plan,

hatched by Norwegians. (Who still hold a grudge.)

[texanwitch]

21. How hard can it be to find a good sports bra.

I find good ones a Target.

No hooks needed.

[baldguy]

22. CATCH FIRE!?!

I think that would fall under "You're doing it wrong."

[pokerfan]

24. Dozens of bras spontaneously combust each year.

It's just not really widely reported.

[old mark]

23. I really love the idea of an Army with a Union.....the Republicans would

just shit themselves.


mark

[conscious evolution]

30. The Dutch army is unionized also

[old mark]

35. I remember that from back in the '60's - there was some talk about

a union for the US military, which of course went nowhere - the career officers wouild have none of it...might interfere with their feifdom.

mark

[rcrush]

25. Solution = Topless Army

Everyone wins!

[Orsino]

33. I'm concerned that the Swedish Bikini Team will not be able to compete...

...against a government-run, socialized program.

[whistler162]

26. This thread needs to be locked unless there are pictures!

This is definitely not my grandfather's Swedish army.

[Parche]

27. because they make too much bread?

:rofl: :hi::hug:

[JVS]

28. A burning bra can't fall off fast enough!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. I hope they catch fire only *after* they fall off.

[Madrone]

31. omg

You've reappeared!

I've been wondering about you - hope you're well.

[billyskank]

36. Aw

thank you. :hug:

[Orsino]

32. Is Sweden recruiting? n/t

[petronius]

34. My complaint about female Swedish soldiers is that their bras don't come off easily enough

The fire thing - that's just kinky (but I'll try anything twice)...