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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 06:05 PM
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I really regret eating all those delicious homemade beans.




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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 06:09 PM
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1. I'll stay upwind
:hide:

It's better to fart the fart and bear the shame than to squelch the fart and bear the pain.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 06:27 PM
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2. Beans, beans, the musical fruit...
...the more you eat, the more you toot! :P
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 06:29 PM
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3. The cure for that is to eat more delicious legumes
Eventually your body gets used to it and produces enough enzymes to head off the barking spider mating calls.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 06:33 PM
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4. I'll try that.
I've recently begun to cook more beans and have really been enjoying them... the after effects not so much.
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 06:47 PM
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5. Sure glad I'm 2 time zones away
:hippie:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 06:54 PM
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6. I hope you live somewhere where you can open the windows.
You'd be dead if you lived here - we have the wood stove fired up.


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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 06:56 PM
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7. We still have the AC running.
Temps near 100 this weekend.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:05 PM
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8. Well, it's better for you than being near an open flame.......nt
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-14-09 07:22 PM
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9. Avoid GD flame wars until tomorrow, please.
Do it for the children.
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