please don't talk about television like it is real

[datasuspect]

because it isn't.

thank you.



this message brought to you by the Datasuspect Go the Fuck Outside Fund.

[PeaceNikki]

1. killjoy

[datasuspect]

2. i am more of a wet blanket

[Dr Fate]

3. Someone must monitor the culture! n/t

n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear datasuspect!

Hey!

I don't watch that much!

And besides...who wants to go outside when it's dark???

WELL?


:silly:

[rebel with a cause]

5. I just went over and touched my television

and it felt real to me. :shrug: :sarcasm:

This comment brought to you by the Home bound not able to go anywhere society.

[david13]

6. Thank you a hundred times for saying so. So many get their

entire life, etc., from it. Culture? I don't know if that is the proper term for it. Garbage, sewage, yeah, junk, yes, useless mash, yes, etc., back to you data.
dc

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Fringe is a fucking DOCUMENTARY, douchebag.

:grr:

[rcrush]

8. You think if I write to Obama he will tell Starfleet to let women be captains?

This is the kind of change we were lookin for

[Bucky]

10. Only if they got the gams.

Because a Starfleet with unisex uniforms isn't the kind of change I would ever vote for. Maybe in the 24th Century, but no way will Starfleet be ready in the 23rd century for uniforms that don't sexually exploit half their officers.

[rcrush]

11. Didnt you see Encounter at Farpoint?

The mini skirt uniform IS unisex in 24th century! Sometimes Yar would wear the mini skirt and Troi wore the mini skirt on the first day. But if you look in the scenes when they are evacuating the people to the saucer section you see a guy coming around the hall in one of the mini skirt uniforms. I always wondered what was up with that guy.

[Bucky]

9. I was explaining this to Don Draper just last night. but that fool was too busy boinking to listen.

Oh, Don... Don... Don... when will you ever learn?

[liberaltrucker]

12. OMFG

NOT REAL??? But Captain Kirk, House, Jethro Gibbs, Mr Kotter, Jed Clampett, etc
seem so damn REAL. OMFG, my life is soooo OVER!!11!!!

:sarcasm:

[conscious evolution]

13. Hollywood dreams are a two dimensional reality

KIL YOUR TV!!!!

[Initech]

14. I went to the LCS game today and it was broadcast on television, does that make it not real?

Are we living in the Matrix?

[Duer 157099]

15. Hey, when's the last time someone got run over by a TV show?

Or robbed by one, or carjacked, or had a toilet seat fall out of the sky and kill them? (oh, wait...)

[WillParkinson]

16. The television is real...

It's sitting in my living room right now, turned off and unwatched, but I know it exists.

[raccoon]

17. If you found out Ward Cleaver had affairs, how would it affect your life?

:rofl:

Seriously, sometimes TV and ads make me want to run off to some uninhabited place, wherever that might be.