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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-22-09 10:38 PM Original message |
What's the most unexpected thing you heard from a child? |
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rcrush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-22-09 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
1. Boobies bring people together |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-22-09 10:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Hooray! |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-22-09 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
2. My four year old daughter asked |
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Madrone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-22-09 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. I like you when you give me cookies. |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-22-09 11:07 PM Response to Original message |
5. My little guy's lectures on subatomic particles. |
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AlienGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 02:24 AM Response to Reply #5 |
13. LOL--my elder son, around age 4, told me how the universe came to be |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 01:04 AM Response to Reply #13 |
47. OMG, LOL!!! |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 07:03 AM Response to Reply #13 |
49. My daughter did something like that when she was 3 or 4 |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 01:03 AM Response to Reply #5 |
46. Sounds a bit Aspie to me, LOL! |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 05:36 AM Response to Reply #46 |
48. Not at all. It happens that many brilliant people are socially quite normal. |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:02 AM Response to Reply #48 |
54. Well good for him! |
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janx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 11:05 PM Response to Reply #5 |
81. Quarks and neutrinos-- |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-22-09 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
6. My niece vs Struggle4Progress |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-22-09 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
7. This is awesome! |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 12:25 AM Response to Original message |
8. Our friend's eight-year-old |
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EndersDame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 12:29 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. When I was 8 my moms friend's daughter simulated barbie and ken having sex |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 09:35 AM Response to Reply #9 |
23. Barbie sex |
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cleveramerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 01:51 PM Response to Reply #9 |
28. my daughters routinely used Barbie as a billy club |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
10. We traveled to London with our kids. |
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buzzard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
11. When my daughter at about 3 opened the fridge and said jesus fucking christ, I was taken aback but |
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Dora (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:57 PM Response to Reply #11 |
80. My son said that when we were walking into daycare one day. |
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AlienGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 02:19 AM Response to Original message |
12. "For my eleventh birthday I want uranium and a Geiger counter!" |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 03:56 PM Response to Reply #12 |
32. Wow... |
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JNelson6563 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 05:34 PM Response to Reply #12 |
36. First read that "song" this am |
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AlienGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 11:44 AM Response to Reply #36 |
57. Which one--Peeing On The Floor, or Spider-Hitler? |
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JNelson6563 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:01 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Peeing on the floor. LOL |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-25-09 02:02 PM Response to Reply #57 |
84. Those songs are great! |
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Petrushka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 05:18 AM Response to Original message |
14. Four-year-old daughter in the backseat: "God made it a happy world -- but . . . |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:07 PM Response to Reply #14 |
76. That's priceless. |
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Spacemom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 05:36 AM Response to Original message |
15. When my son was about 4 |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 08:46 AM Response to Reply #15 |
20. That is absolutely wonderful. |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 03:19 PM Response to Reply #15 |
30. That is one of the sweetest things I have ever read... |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 08:13 PM Response to Reply #15 |
42. You need to put that on a plaque or something |
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Chemisse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:08 PM Response to Reply #15 |
60. That is so sweet! - nt |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 06:30 AM Response to Original message |
16. From my son |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 07:26 AM Response to Original message |
17. My kid as a five year old, when she heard that there might be starving people in the world |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 07:31 AM Response to Original message |
18. I remember something a boy I used to babysit 5 years ago said about abs |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
19. That link is marvelous. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
21. When my nephew was young, he'd frequently stay with me on the weekend. |
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cleveramerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
22. when my daughter was in kindergarten, she had a chinese friend. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
24. In keeping with the 'boobs' theme: |
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logosoco (372 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
25. When my son was < 4 |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
26. My youngest sister once told me, |
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la_chupa (357 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
27. big wisdom can come from little people |
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Ghost of Tom Joad (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
29. Why do you work here? |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
31. The most profound one was when the Iraq war started up. My very little son said |
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cyberswede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
33. My son at 6... |
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Chemisse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:14 PM Response to Reply #33 |
62. That's really cute! nt |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
34. On seeing his first set of twins: |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:27 PM Response to Reply #34 |
68. I love it! nt |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
35. "There has to be Aliens" my friend 6 year old said. |
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madamesilverspurs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
37. Like when my God-daughter, |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:08 PM Response to Reply #37 |
77. rofl |
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JNelson6563 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
38. "I broke my G-string today!" |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
39. I have posted this before -- my daughter Leah was brushing our dog, Buddy. |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
40. "We did it for the show." nt |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:03 PM Response to Reply #40 |
72. win |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
41. When my son was about 1 1/2, |
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Chemisse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:15 PM Response to Reply #41 |
65. She must have made quite an impression on that little mind. nt |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
43. I'm a teacher - I've got loads! |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:21 PM Response to Reply #43 |
78. I wonder if he was a Jehovas Witness? |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
44. Baby Girl, age five..... |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-23-09 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
45. 'is it in yet?' |
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w8liftinglady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
50. we were driving down the street,my 2-year old said- |
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asdjrocky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
51. Once my wife and I were discussing optimism and pessimism- |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
52. No SHIT, Daddy! ..No shit! |
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Graybeard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
53. About Santa Claus. |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:14 PM Response to Reply #53 |
64. Ohhhhhhhh. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
55. "I am not the center of the world" |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:26 PM Response to Reply #55 |
67. In awe here. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
56. From my 7 year old son after a Bob Dylan Concert..... |
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Chemisse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
59. I love the advice about friends |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
61. I was babysitting for a little black girl |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:18 PM Response to Reply #61 |
66. Unfortunately, |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:28 PM Response to Reply #66 |
69. I talked with her mom about it too |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:06 PM Response to Reply #61 |
73. Hopefully she has gained a little more self-esteem |
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theNotoriousP.I.G. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
63. Three year old niece |
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tabbycat31 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
70. "What's erectile disfunction?" |
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mentalsolstice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
71. Beans, beans, the more you eat the more you... |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:07 PM Response to Reply #71 |
75. My aunt taught me that when I was about 6 |
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mentalsolstice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:22 PM Response to Reply #75 |
79. Never heard that one |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-25-09 01:19 AM Response to Reply #79 |
83. I made it jest for you! |
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bumblebee1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-24-09 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
74. I have a couple: |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-25-09 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
82. A few here: |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-25-09 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
85. My work brings me into schools and nursery schools, and I've heard some good ones: |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-25-09 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
86. Evidently, when I was very little, I overheard my father calling his brother a particular name... |
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