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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:36 PM Original message |
DUer check in if you've completed your demonic prayers over your Halloween Candy.... |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. I summoned demons to the candy aisles of Von's, Ralphs, and Albertson's just this morning |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:42 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. War on Christmas started back in July - you should have completed those missions by now |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:00 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. I know, I feel really bad. I'm just sick at the thought that a little Christian child |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 07:21 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. If you didn't procrastinate we wouldn't have these problems |
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frogmarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
4. Mr. froggy and I just |
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busybl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:43 PM Response to Reply #4 |
22. what a great idea |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
5. Nice post, Jack Black! |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
6. So do they have witches on staff at the Hershey factory |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:12 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. My understanding that Brach's and the other big manufacturers |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:15 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Thanks, that's good to know. |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 07:47 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Kind of like sliced bread. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:27 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. If you just sit the bowl of candy in front of the TV during Olberman and Maddows |
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OffWithTheirHeads (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
8. Anybody know any good "get thee Satan into the candy" prayers? |
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ismnotwasm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
11. I worship the chocolate demons |
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david13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
14. No but we got devil's food cake and we will be sacrificing a virgin |
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busybl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
23. Where on Earth did you find a virgin? |
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Dinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
15. Dinger Checking In, And I'm A Sunday School Teacher |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
16. To the demons of tooth decay! To the demons of belly fat! |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
17. Yes, I have completed my prayers over Brach's Mellowcreme Pumpkins. |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:05 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. did the demons mention how you're supposed to send it to ME? |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:35 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Here you are, master: |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 12:59 AM Response to Reply #19 |
32. You've done well, child |
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Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 12:17 AM Response to Reply #17 |
31. My legion of demons wouldn't go anywhere near those things. |
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City of Mills (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
20. I'd love to be a fly on the wall |
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rcrush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
21. All my candy is laced with acid and ecstacy! |
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busybl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
24. but wait, surely those styrofoam circus peanuts are from hell. |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
25. Pat must've gotten a square of Ex-lax disguised as a Hershey bar |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:59 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. +1 times infinity on that one |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
26. I've genetically encoded all the writings of the emperor Julian into all my candy... |
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Lindsey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 10:38 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. There's simply no response to this. n/t |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
29. How do they know that it's only 'most ofthe candy'? Are they claiming that |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 10:54 PM Response to Original message |
30. That reminds me of the time I sold my soul for a donut. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 01:17 AM Response to Original message |
33. Like I need candy as an excuse for my demonic prayers! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
34. I ran out of virgins to sacrifice.... |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 01:37 AM Response to Original message |
35. Can you believe they kicked me out of Walmart for performing ceremonies in the candy aisle? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 03:45 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. It's a biohazard |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 03:53 AM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Well, I put a curse on them and all their kids on my way out. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 08:29 AM Response to Reply #37 |
38. You do know that these days just waving a picture of Obama in front of the candy will do the job |
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