I hope you all know that I was just joking about passing out cigarettes on Halloween.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I'm really passing out bottles of Mucinex.

[BuelahWitch]

1. I think Nyquil might be better

Just sayin'! :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. How about...

Fish oil caps? :hi:

[BuelahWitch]

16. You will have lots of trick or treaters with healthy hearts!

And smelly breath! :rofl:

[cleveramerican]

3. Candy Canes?

somebody in here yesterday gave me the idea.

I think its a great idea.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. How about one candy cane,

one Mucinex, and one Marlboro?

[LynneSin]

8. Wow, that's almost a George Thorogood song...

Another Bourbon, another scotch another beer.....

or in your case

Another candy cane, another mucinex another marlboro......

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. prunes, dude

:hi:

[rug]

6. I'm giving out those 8 oz bottles of Coke.

[LynneSin]

7. did you buy them with your food stamps?

(if you don't get the joke then you haven't been to GD in the past week)

[rug]

9. Why yes. I swapped my handicapped tag for some food stamps.

[la_chupa]

10. condoms

and they have the added effect of reducing the overall number of trick-or-treaters in the future

[BuelahWitch]

15. The winnah!

:rofl:

[REP]

11. Cigarettes are so expensive! Go with condoms and airline-sized booze

That's what I do.

[SoxFan]

12. Cigars

[Dr. Strange]

13. This is why I can't take you out anywhere anymore.

This and the whole refusal to wear pants.

[NJmaverick]

14. If you're going to give out cigarettes I hope you are thoughtful enough to include some matches

[old mark]

17. We're giving out Bic lighters - actually cheaper imitations, but in great

colors!

Kids love 'em!

mark