My ass is killing me! - Democratic Underground

LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:29 PM
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My ass is killing me!

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Inchworm

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:32 PM
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1. Mine too!

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:33 PM
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3. Ohhh oooooh.......

Do you have any Preparation A or whatever the hell it is that I can borrow?

Wait....I don't think I should borrow that....nevermind.

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Inchworm

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:36 PM
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6. Go find a tree.. with a semi-low limb

One you can jump to and hang from...

Hang as long as your hands'll let you then drink 4-5 tall buds and post on DU.

Works for me.

:)

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:38 PM
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8. I used to drink those tall PBR's.

I used to love that beer!

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Inchworm

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:40 PM
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9. I guess if there is any leeway in the prescription,

The alcohol intake can be your choice so long as it is a sufficient amount.

:beer:

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:41 PM
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11. I don't drink too much anymore...

it has not been agreeing with me. :-(

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Inchworm

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Sat Oct-31-09 09:06 PM
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15. Noone ever agrees with drinking too much

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AsahinaKimi

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:32 PM
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2. scream back at it!!!

Edited on Sat Oct-31-09 06:32 PM by AsahinaKimi

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:34 PM
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5. lol....

You're pretty quick! :hi:

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Call Me Wesley

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:34 PM
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4. Because you missed this.

Sorry. Water's cold now. It's your fault. I have a tight schedule here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9104009&mesg_id=9104577

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:36 PM
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7. Uh...

I'm going to need to put some ointment on those tentacles.

By the way...I will be unable to partake in any intoxicants this evening. I'm dead sober now, and the word "ointment" is already sending me into crazed fits of laughter.

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Call Me Wesley

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:40 PM
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10. I had to google 'ointments.'

I'm glad it's multi-purpose.

Aaaand a good night from me! :hi:

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:42 PM
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12. Goodnight Wesley and Heidi...

:hi: :hug:

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nolabear

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Sat Oct-31-09 06:56 PM
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13. Would it help to know that because of my oldest kid we all call it "oinkment"?

He's twenty five now and it's never changed. Put THAT on your ass and smoke it!

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Skittles

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Sat Oct-31-09 09:05 PM
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14. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS, LFP?

LEMME AT IT

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LostInAnomie

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Sat Oct-31-09 09:08 PM
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16. Lube is crucial.

:evilgrin:

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