LynneSin
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Tue Nov-03-09 11:06 PM
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Would we love snakes more if they were furry like a cats tail |
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I think they wouldn't be so hated if they were soft and furry - don't you agree
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Tue Nov-03-09 11:13 PM
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1. A cat who wants to keep his or her tail... |
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might see them as setting a bad example of secession. Cats might attack them to help keep their own tails from getting any ideas.
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Tue Nov-03-09 11:29 PM
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2. Maybe if they did cute, silly and stupid like our cats do, then yes. |
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I have yet to see a snake do a cat, except to eat it.
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LynneSin
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Wed Nov-04-09 09:49 AM
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7. I had an outdoor cat that would regularly catch snakes |
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Tue Nov-03-09 11:35 PM
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3. Snakes demand respect, which makes them cool and uncool at the same time |
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Cats demand respect too, but they also play you like a violin, doing all of that cute, manipulative stuff.
Snakes don't care about cute.
They just want respect, and if you don't give it, they'll just fucking BITE you.
Sometimes I think we'd all be better off if we thought like snakes and just BIT everyone who DARED to fuck with us.
OK, OK...I know that's a little extreme. Anyone with a better solution can feel free to post it HERE.
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LostInAnomie
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Tue Nov-03-09 11:36 PM
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4. Nope, the Bible says God made us hate them. |
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And if that isn't an official source, I don't know what is.
Next thing you know, you'll be telling me the Earth is older than 6,000 years old.
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LynneSin
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Tue Nov-03-09 11:38 PM
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5. and I could call you an abomination whether you have gay sex or eat at Red Lobster |
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Edited on Tue Nov-03-09 11:40 PM by LynneSin
you pick
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Wed Nov-04-09 12:12 AM
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6. Yeah, but the snake was right! |
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Maybe the reason people hate snakes is really anti-intellectualism, like the reason why all those people didn't vote for Gore and Kerry because they used big words and would probably ask them to wear a sweater to cut down on heating costs like Carter.
Maybe people think that if weren't for that damn snake, we'd still be naked, stupid, and happy.
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Wed Nov-04-09 09:51 AM
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8. I think the whole legless thing and forked tounge |
LynneSin
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Wed Nov-04-09 09:54 AM
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9. But could you imagine walks around in public with a furry snake wrapped around you |
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It would be the new fashion trend replacing those teacup dogs
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Wed Nov-04-09 09:55 AM
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10. we like mammals more than other animals. so yes, if they were warm and fuzzy |
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even if they were poisonous, we would like them more
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