Caption: Shrub's healing touch?

[emad]

[mstrsplinter326]

1. How about:

Bush: "I'm the reason you almost died... You're welcome."

[emad]

2. "It's gonna cost ya an arm and a leg...let's start with the arm..."

Shrub begins to fill up his War Chest coffers

[Paradise]

3. Take Note

of *'s body language. Need i say more? And, of course, of the eyes of our hero.

[Deja Q]

4. Click to read:

Soldier: "I want to make love to you, Mr. Pwezident. But I did the next best thing: Killed people for you."

Bush: "I'm just doing this as a photo-op, I could care less if you died. Oh, I won't tell you what I'm doing to Saddam either... But it's probably the same thing you want to do to me, given that lascivious look you're giving me."

[IronLionZion]

5. "yuck"

"now i have to wash my hands after this mangy chimp touched me"

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

6. That's so phony looking

Bush looks like he could care less about being there.

[peekaloo]

7. "Well, sir, I have this contagious skin eating bacteria....."

[skip fox]

8. W. is saying, "You know, soldier, I coulda been all shot up in combat too,

that is if I wouda been in combat and had been all shot up. Just like you coulda been president if you woulda been me. Then You'd be giving me the purple heart and I'd be saying 'Thank you very much, Mr. President,' while we're shaking hands with what woulda been our old bodies. Ain't fate funny?"