MrScorpio
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Mon Nov-16-09 03:19 PM
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Poll question: When the Alien Lizard Warriors invade the Earth in 2015, how will you react? |
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Edited on Mon Nov-16-09 03:24 PM by MrScorpio
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Mon Nov-16-09 03:21 PM
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I'll break out the hickory and sauce....I luvs me some BBQd lizard :D
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Mon Nov-16-09 03:22 PM
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2. I'll get them all high |
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And they'll take me to live in the hydro space Mega Complex with the Orion Slave Girls.
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Mon Nov-16-09 03:23 PM
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3. Have them over my place to watch Fox news...they're bound to see some family there! |
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Mon Nov-16-09 03:27 PM
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4. Let 'em fight it out with the zombies. nt |
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Mon Nov-16-09 03:29 PM
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5. Other: Not the old Alien Lizard Warrior poll again..... |
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As bad as the Pizza quiz.
Should have an Alien Lizard Pizza lover's poll....
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Mon Nov-16-09 03:44 PM
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6. I'll turn my back porch light on, wait til they mass under it to zap flies,... |
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then pick them off one by one with my AR.
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Mon Nov-16-09 03:53 PM
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7. Serve up fried lizard on a stick. |
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With your choice of wasabi or sriracha
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Mon Nov-16-09 04:15 PM
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Mon Nov-16-09 06:09 PM
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9. OFFER them a bottle of SOBE |
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SO they can "drain the lizard!"
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Mon Nov-16-09 06:15 PM
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10. Everyone knows the world is going to end in 2012. |
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So we won't have to worry about them.
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Mon Nov-16-09 06:58 PM
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11. Sic my triffids on them. n/t |
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Mon Nov-16-09 07:31 PM
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Alligator and Andouille Sauce Piquante Recipe
5 lb Alligator meat Cajun seasoning 1/4 c Olive Oil -- +1 tsp. 1 1/4 lb Smoked andouille sausage -- diced 1 cn Tomato Sauce -- 10oz. 1/3 c Margarine 1/3 c Dark Roux 1/4 c Chicken Base 4 c Spanish Onion -- chopped 1 c Bell Pepper -- chopped 1 c Celery -- diced 1 ts Cayenne Pepper 2 tb Jalapeno Pepper -- diced 1 ts Sugar 2 tb Garlic -- chopped 3 c Fresh mushrooms -- sliced 2 qt Water 1/2 c Green Onion Bottoms -- chopped 1/2 c Parsley -- chopped 3 c Rice -- cooked Mixture of cornstarch and water for thickening -- optional
Rub both sides of alligator meat with Cajun seasoning and cut into 1 inch by 1 inch pieces. If possible, allow to marinate overnight. Brown alligator in olive oil over high heat. Remove from pot. Sauté andouille in same oil for 5 minutes and remove from pot. Pour tomato sauce into pot with remaining oil. Stir sauce over high heat until it is very brown, burned. Keep stirring until a thick ball of paste forms. Add margarine, roux, chicken base, onions, bell pepper, celery, cayenne pepper, jalapeno peppers and sugar. Sauté until onions are clear. Return alligator and andouille to pot. Add garlic, mushrooms and 3 cups of water. Bring to a boil and then reduce to medium heat. Cook for 1 hour, adding water as needed. Once alligator is tender, add green onions and parsley. Cornstarch mixture may be added to thicken gravy. Serve over hot cooked rice.
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Mon Nov-16-09 07:48 PM
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13. Drive Jeff Goldblum to DC so he can hack into their mothership computer... |
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it's the only sensible option.
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Tue Nov-17-09 12:02 AM
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14. Leave them a note from Dec 2012 apologizing for the mess & lack of a welcoming party? n/t |
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Tue Nov-17-09 12:24 AM
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15. All Hail our new Alien Lizard Warrior Overlords! |
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Tue Nov-17-09 12:34 AM
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16. I will learn to speak Japanese... |
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Tue Nov-17-09 12:35 AM
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17. Pee on all my stuff... |
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... so they know it's mine and won't steal it.
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Tue Nov-17-09 12:41 AM
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Tue Nov-17-09 01:25 AM
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19. Show Them Reruns of "Single Female Lawyer" |
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Tue Nov-17-09 07:40 AM
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20. Um, they're already here - ever get a close look at Justice Roberts' eyes? |
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Tue Nov-17-09 08:13 AM
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21. Since I'm a DLC stooge and capitalist according to DU, I suppose I'll become their "running dog" |
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Edited on Tue Nov-17-09 08:25 AM by HamdenRice
to use the Maoist label. I'll offer my services as their stooge. It's just what I do.
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