A blind man walks into a bar... (DO NOT OPEN if you are offended by blond jokes)

[HopeHoops]

A blind man walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a beer and says, "so, who wants to hear a blond joke?"

The guy next to him says, "I'm a body builder and I'm a blond."

The woman to his other side says, "I'm a black belt in karate and I'm a blond."

The bartender says, "I'm an ex-Marine and I'm a blond. So, do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind guy answers, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."

[havocmom]

1. What's black and blue and brown, face down in the gravel?

Brunette who told one too many blond jokes.

[emilyg]

2. This bonde thanks you.

[HopeHoops]

3. That's actually one of my FAVORITE jokes - thanks for posting it!