crim son
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Sat Nov-28-09 10:04 PM
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Looking for a good opening line and not "hey baby, what's your sign?" |
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I've been taking a break from DU for, essentially, months, and there are so many screennames I don't recognize. Does anybody want to introduce themselves, or just say hello? I've been enduring a rare period of regular living and haven't had time to be social. DUers? :hi:
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Sat Nov-28-09 10:33 PM
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1. Hey there! I'm Redwitch. |
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Pleased to re-meet you. :hi:
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Sat Nov-28-09 10:42 PM
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3. The old Dino-bird, Archae, here... |
crim son
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:19 PM
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Pleased, very pleased, to remeet you. |
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Some day, might we dance? :hi: :D
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crim son
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:19 PM
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9. Dupe. Charmed I'm sure. Delete. |
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Edited on Sat Nov-28-09 11:20 PM by crim son
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Sat Nov-28-09 10:40 PM
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2. My feal name is clover... |
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You know, crim son and clover...
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crim son
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:16 PM
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6. WC, no "line" required. |
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I am forever your surprise online friend. :loveya:
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Sat Nov-28-09 10:58 PM
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4. Hi there! My name is CaliforniaPeggy! |
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But you can call me Peggy, or Peg...;-)
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crim son
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:18 PM
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I know you're married but can we meet on the sly? :loveya: :pals:
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:40 PM
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Hey, I am planning a trip east next fall (far away, I know!) and if I get there, maybe we can get together!
:pals: :loveya:
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Sun Nov-29-09 04:28 AM
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17. Peg, remember this: wretched Bangor, Maine. |
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It's time you learned how the rest of us live. :P :D (sort of kidding, still I think you'd be surprised).
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:08 PM
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(Best opening line I know...) ;-)
Hi, crim son. Good to see you. I'm Aristus. :hi:
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crim son
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:18 PM
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you did not defend me. I think it would have been a small thing, defending nobody against nothing. Fortunately you are kinda cute.
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:23 PM
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10. Being kinda cute won't stop me from groveling to win back your favor... |
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I can grovel for a prolonged period, in any manner deemed suitable, on any terrain deemed appropriately demeaning. Is there enough mud around here?
*grovel, grovel, grovel*
At least you're talking to me...
I live in hope...
*grovel...*
...I've missed you...
;-)
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:35 PM
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11. I'm Forkboy, and I'm a shithead. |
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:51 PM
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13. Hi, I'm Orrex, and Forkboy's a shithead. |
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That simple line has opened many doors for me.
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Sat Nov-28-09 11:56 PM
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14. Is that a spaghetti squash in my pocket? |
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Cause I'm glad to see you :hi:
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Sun Nov-29-09 02:04 AM
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15. Welcome back! "Regular living"? What a fucking drag! |
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Sun Nov-29-09 02:07 AM
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16. I find that "Hello" works... |
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especially if you can follow it with something more astute than "I noticed you're a person...I'm a person too." (though in the right setting and with the right woman, that has been a successful jokey approach.)
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Sun Nov-29-09 06:11 AM
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18. I'm Taterguy and I'm a spudnik |
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Sun Nov-29-09 07:21 AM
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Of course these won't really work if you're a female trying to hook a guy. :dunce:
You look like you could use a little _ick,and I have one. (for the slow, the punchline is that that I'm saying I have a tiny member)..:P
I may be small, but I'm fast!
I got no game...:cry:
And YAY on the regular living Crimmy!. :):hug:
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Sun Nov-29-09 08:56 AM
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20. "Hey baby, what's your DNA sequence?" |
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Sun Nov-29-09 11:52 AM
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21. Please allow me to introduce myself |
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I'm a man of wealth and .....
Oh, oops........ :) I hope things are well with you, I'm Dyedinthewoolliberal, but am often referred to as Wooly......... :toast:
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Sun Nov-29-09 11:56 AM
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22. how about "my friends think I'm creepy..." |
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Sun Nov-29-09 02:09 PM
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25. My name is Proteus_Lives. |
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And I say good day to you!
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Sun Nov-29-09 02:38 PM
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26. Get back out while you can!! |
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This place sucks the life out of you. Like you I took a break. While I was off of DU I used all the time to practice my music. I managed to put together an acoustic set for playing out. I managed to write a bunch of new tunes, I managed to learn some new scales, I actually used the time I used to spend on DU productively. Then a few days ago I popped in to see what was up. My quick pop in lasted about 6 hours and I am back today. But I am leaving now to go work on some songs. All I find here is people pissed about this or that or pissed because others aren't pissed about this or that or posters that cleverly try to get me to watch useless vids.
Sorry, don't mean to be an asshole, I'm just shocked at how easy it is to get sucked into this place and not get out.
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