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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 08:50 PM
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I really hope this guy never reproduced.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtQA462.UUR1UdB2ohThcn8jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090602182142AAbJ4CA

How do you stop your penis from bleeding if you nicked it with a steak knife?
I wanted to make a penis shaped cookie for my girlfriend. I wanted it to be an exact replica of mine so I laid my penis on the dough and was cutting the dough into shape when willy got nicked.

Also, will the blood ruin the cookie? It was baked and all.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 08:55 PM
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1. That is as bad as some of the stuff I've been reading on
notalwaysright.com :o
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 08:59 PM
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2. sorry to say he did, in fact reproduce
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 09:11 PM
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3. No shit!
You don't use a steak knife for that kind of work. A serrated blade would never make a clean cut through dough. You need a smooth blade.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 09:16 PM
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4. A steak knife? A STEAK KNIFE?
Attention weird dude: A steak knife is NOT A SEX TOY!

Hasn't he ever heard of a "pocket pussy" or whatever the damn things are called?

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