Limbought
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:09 PM
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Warnings Or Pat Advice Your Mother Gave You ..... |
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If you don't stop, your face is going to freeze like that.
You're going to break every bone in your body.
If ***** jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you?
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:10 PM
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achtung_circus
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:11 PM
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2. You're going to break your neck. NT |
Alenne
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:13 PM
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3. Always wear clean underwear. |
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You could have an accident and everybody at the hospital will know you are wearing dirty underwear.
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Burma Jones
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:35 PM
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:37 PM
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Always said after I hurt myself somehow or other. :hi:
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:38 PM
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6. You'll shoot your eye out. |
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:38 PM
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7. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. |
analogman
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:39 PM
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8. Wait at least 30 minutes after eating before going swimming. |
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:39 PM
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9. Don't go outside on a cold day with wet hair...you'll catch a cold? |
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WTF? Somebody wanna fill me in on her logic?
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analogman
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:40 PM
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10. Don't fill up on bread. |
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:40 PM
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11. Don't sit so close to the TV, it'll make you go blind. |
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Sun Mar-21-04 05:44 PM
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12. Don't watch that crap, itt'll rot your brain out. n/t |
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