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Thu Dec-17-09 10:04 PM
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Poll question: If God came down to Earth and unleashed his awesome power |
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What would your reaction be? Let's say, God or Goddess or Flying Spaghetti Monster if you prefer came down from the clouds and was pissed off at all of us puny humans so he decided to give us all an example of all his awesomeness and omnipotence by completely wiping out everybody with the last name Smith. In a Star Trek sort of fashion phasers shot out from God's finger tips completely vaporizing these people leaving a pile of human dust with clothes floating in mid air like in that one episode. How would you react to that?
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Thu Dec-17-09 10:13 PM
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Edited on Thu Dec-17-09 10:19 PM by AsahinaKimi
"Excuse me...What does God need with a starship?"
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Thu Dec-17-09 10:14 PM
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Thu Dec-17-09 10:13 PM
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That's pretty much my reaction to everything, including how good that cheese sandwich was I had for lunch, so I don't that it means anything.
(I'd have the three exclamation marks version though)
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Thu Dec-17-09 10:29 PM
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4. I'd be thankful as shit my last name isn't Smith. |
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Fri Dec-18-09 12:28 AM
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5. I would scatter with the next strong breeze |
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Fri Dec-18-09 12:32 AM
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6. Those freaky nasty Aliens!! |
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Fri Dec-18-09 03:48 AM
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7. Why would it be Smith? |
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Why not Lieberman or Baucus or Landrieu or Emanuel or something like that? :shrug:
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Fri Dec-18-09 03:49 AM
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8. Thats some good weed man. |
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Fri Dec-18-09 03:59 AM
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9. Start applying for jobs. |
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I'd have to think some stuff would open up.
Sorry Smiths!
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Fri Dec-18-09 04:49 AM
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10. I'd start salvaging stuff owned by the dust piles. |
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Go through their clothes, take their credit cards, drive down the interstate looking for nice cars without drivers, find the richest house owned by a dustpile and move in.
Now if he went after some group I belonged to, I'd be all Kahn on his ass, spitting at him with my last breath and all. If I'm going out like that, old Divine Fuddy Duddy is getting a piece of my mind before I do.
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Fri Dec-18-09 07:29 AM
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11. I'd say "O Mighty Being, also want you to know of a huge secret Smith cabal called 'Republicans'" |
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