skygazer
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Thu Dec-17-09 10:19 PM
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Wow, what an incredibly dreadful movie |
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My husband is watching some piece of dreck called Daylight starring Sylvester Stallone. It is full of very loud people, some incredibly bad acting and dialogue that could have been written by my cat.
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Thu Dec-17-09 10:41 PM
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1. Look out !!....He's got a Nug ! |
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Thu Dec-17-09 10:51 PM
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2. If your cat had written the dialog |
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it would have been something like "Meow, meow, meow. Meow? Meow!" Which would have been a huge improvement over any movie featuring Stallone. He wouldn't seem like such a douche if he just meowed.
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Thu Dec-17-09 10:57 PM
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3. He keeps saving the day then another crisis hits |
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The drama! The pathos! Oh, god, it's pathetic!
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Thu Dec-17-09 11:50 PM
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4. Stallone went through a period when he realized people thought he was stupid. |
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He wrote, starred in and directed a movie called "Copland", with some extremely talented co-stars. He also appeared on a lot of talk shows where he showed some clips of his paintings and he used words of more than 2 syllables, most of them correctly.
After all that, I thought he had made himself look REALLY stupid.
He IS rich, however.
Working on Rambo #16.
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Fri Dec-18-09 04:08 PM
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8. He neither wrote nor directed Cop Land |
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It was a good movie with one of his better performances but he only acted in it.
He has directed and written a few, in fact he wrote Rocky.
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Fri Dec-18-09 08:59 AM
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5. Yes, it's really bad - Viggo should be embarrassed |
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Stallone is too stupid to be embarrassed but, Viggo, what were you thinking? (Probably that he had to eat...)
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Fri Dec-18-09 01:12 PM
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6. You should introduce your husband to Rottentomatoes.com |
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If a movie gets under 30%, it's highly unlikely it's worth seeing. If the movie gets 20% (as Daybreak did), chances are it will be painful to watch.
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Fri Dec-18-09 01:22 PM
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7. If he's not watching it with ... |
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... his "robot friends", why is he putting himself through this?
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