Bennyboy
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:14 PM
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Just the PUNCHLINE! (guess the joke) |
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And his legs fell off!
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:17 PM
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1. Todd Palin had sex with his wife... |
Bennyboy
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:23 PM
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2. Well no...I am sure that is not what would fall off when you had |
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sex with the Thrilla from Wasilla...
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:30 PM
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:24 PM
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3. This is a hardware store! You dumb Hillbilly! |
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:30 PM
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6. So this hillbilly walks into this place.... |
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looks around and says I'll have the ham sandwich....
and the guy at the counter says This is a hardware store! You dumb Hillbilly!
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:55 PM
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His buddy explained to him how to be more assertive in his requests and get what he wants...
(forcefully) One Big Mac, Medium fries and a large orange drink!
:P
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:29 PM
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4. If you two are right, I'm going to have puppies! |
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:32 PM
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7. 'So the butler stuck his dick in the mashed potatos.' |
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Long dead humorist H. Allen Smith* (look him up) claimed that this was the punchline to the funniest joke ever told. Ever.
The trouble was that nobody could remember what the rest of the joke was. But still, it was a hell of a punchline.
He also claimed that ALL 'dirty' jokes originated in Valdosta, Georgia. Every one. Who knows? :-)
*If you can find a copy of Smith's "The Great Chili Confrontation", read it. You won't be sorry. Also "Low Man on the Totem Pole", and "Lost in the Horse Latitudes".
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Wed Jan-13-10 06:41 PM
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8. Wrecked him? Damn near killed him! |
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Wed Jan-13-10 07:08 PM
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10. and he pointed to his head, winked and said- |
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Wed Jan-13-10 07:30 PM
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Edited on Wed Jan-13-10 07:32 PM by Bennyboy
The lady come up to the mirror and says "Mirror mirror on the door...make my tits a 44... and ***POOF**** Honkin Nockers.
She calls over tells her husband to try it.. he says, "Mirror Mirror on the door make my dick to the floor"... (see first post).
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Wed Jan-13-10 07:32 PM
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12. Walk him, and pitch to the rhino. |
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Wed Jan-13-10 08:20 PM
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13. But first, put on this yarmulke. You don't want them to think you're a WASP. |
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Wed Jan-13-10 08:52 PM
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Yer all a bunch of amateurs!
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Wed Jan-13-10 08:56 PM
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15. "Twenty bucks, same as in town". |
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