lazarus
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Thu Jan-21-10 06:13 PM
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Post your best or dirtiest limerick.
Not mine:
A limerick starts with a rhyme, That is made on the very next line, But once in a while, As a matter of style, The last line doesn’t.
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kayakjohnny
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Thu Jan-21-10 06:15 PM
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1. You have some unfinished business there. |
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I felt cheated.
And everything was going so well up to that point.
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redqueen
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Thu Jan-21-10 06:36 PM
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There was a young man from Beirut Who had seven warts on his root He poured acid on these And now when he pees He plays the damn thing like a flute!
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sarge43
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Thu Jan-21-10 06:41 PM
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There was old vicar from Havory Who had a vice most unsavory. With maniacal howls He'd roger young owls In a secret underground aviary.
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