Do you have one of those huge bubble heads that is so big, you can shovel snow with it?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Be honest.

You're among friends.

You know what I'm talking about...the kind of head that is so big, when you walk into a party, it gets very quiet, and then someone whispers "Look at the fucking head on that guy".

[many a good man]

1. "Is that his head or did his neck pop a bubble?"

"Keep an eye on it. If it starts getting bigger, cover your glass."

[rug]

2. I have a head that strangers shelter under when it rains.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. You are a good person to help strangers like that.

[vixengrl]

4. I've got the opposite. My head looks like a little cookie jar

left on the top of the fridge. I shop the children's sections for hats (and bicycle helmets.) I took the smallest size in mortar-board when I graduated high school, and still had a zillion bobby pins in place--with '80's HAIR!!! I'm scared of putting on weight for fear it'll look like my neck is devouring my poor little skull (you know the look jowly old Republicans get after awhile?) When I was kid playing ring toss, they used my head for the target.

I'm seriously wondering if science can come up with some sort of implant to fill out my cranium a little. You know, to give me the confidence I need to wear short hairstyles, or the ability to wear a ballcap without the adjustable strap in back cinched so tight the top poofs out like a chef's toque.

Although it does come in handy for slipping in and out of necklaces without fiddling with the clasps, but it is embarrassing slipping out of a dog-collar....you know, at those social events where I wear a dog collar....

[Bucky]

5. The convexitude of any cranium precludes its useage for the shovelation of snow

The prerequisite for the shovelment of snowage is concaviture, not convexitude...

Anyway, "Look at the fucking head on that guy" sounds too much like C'mon fucking guy!"

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Call me Headzilla.

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When I walk into a room and hear someone whisper that, I counter
with a quick and upbeat, "Oh YEAH? Well... you know what they say
about guys with big heads and big feet?!?!?"
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It never goes over really well, but I say it anyway, because, well...
you know... because I have a really big head.
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I said this earlier tonight... growing up, I thought my middle name
was "For her sake, I sincerely hope he was a C-section".
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And in case you didn't see THIS in that post:
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[vixengrl]

7. That cartoon is both the awfullest and bestest thing I have seen

on the interwebs this evening--it is teh winnar from my perspective.