What should I name my next Starship in Star Trek OnLine

[Ian David]

My Toon is Lt. Commander Tek Jansen

I already have ships named:

1) The Ady Gil
2) The Carl Sagan

[sarge43]

1. The Arthur C. Clarke "It's full of stars."

The Neil Armstrong "One Giant Leap for Mankind"

The Gully (or Gulliver)Foyle "The Stars, My Destination"

[Xipe Totec]

2. The Potemkin

[Ian David]

3. If I was going to give it a Russian name, I'd choose Krasny Oktyabr

Krasny Oktyabr (Russian: Красный Октябрь, meaning Red October) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krasny_Oktyabr

[Xipe Totec]

4. Potemkin villages

Potemkin villages were purportedly fake settlements erected at the direction of Russian minister Grigory Potyomkin to fool Empress Catherine II during her visit to Crimea in 1787. According to this story, Potyomkin, who led the Crimean military campaign, had hollow facades of villages constructed along the desolate banks of the Dnieper River in order to impress the monarch and her travel party with the value of her new conquests, thus enhancing his standing in the empress' eyes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village

[krispos42]

5. USS Alpha Squad 7, of course.

USS Enterforaprize?

[Ian David]

12. I thought about Alpha Squad Seven, too. n/t

[krispos42]

17. It also works nicely with the names of the Mercury capsules...

Friendship 7, Liberty Bell 7, Freedom 7, etc. :hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. The Untitanic

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The TheseAreNotTheDroidsYoureLooking-IV
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If the name doesn't fool 'em, wondering why they never heard of I-III may
distract 'em long enough for you to get away.
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Uh-oh.
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I suddenly have a sneaking suspicion that I may have been repressing my geekness.
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The good news is that now that I've outed myself, I can come out of the basement.
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[rcrush]

7. Damn I want to play but I cant afford the 15 bucks a months right now.

[Ian David]

20. I can give you a ten-day free pass. n/t

[krispos42]

8. Do you like Start Trek parodies?

A guy named Chuck Segglin wrote 10 screenplay-style episodes online back about 1997 or so. Screamingly hilarious, IMHO. Great characters, great dialogue, great character names, etc.

If you're interested send me a PM. I saved them in PDF format, FYI.

:hi:

[Ian David]

21. That sounds neat! I'd love to see them. n/t

[Bucky]

9. The Uber-Destructionator

Or, failing that, the Optimus Prime. Yes, that would totally impress the other people in the MPORG

[Blue-Jay]

10. USS Nerd - NCC 1337

[REP]

11. USS Lapdancer

Actually, that name was rejected.

[Ian David]

22. Some dude named Abortionist was flying a ship called U.S.S. Portable Suction Device.

I think they should have let you use lapdancer.

[Archae]

13. USS Doorprize.

MIne would have nothing but female crew and be called the USS Boobyprize. :evilgrin:

[Sabriel]

14. How about "The Doomsday Machine"

Sure, it's bit bulky, but everyone else will stay away.

[SoxFan]

15. The Good Ship Alcopop

[omega minimo]

16. The Toxic Skepter

[Mojambo]

18. USS Throatwobbler Mangrove. n/t

[MilesColtrane]

23. It's actually the USS Richard Luxury Yacht

But, it's pronounced, "Throatwobbler Mangrove".

[RushIsRot]

19. USS Dune Buggy

[MilesColtrane]

24. The USS Raging Sexual Fury

Dedicated to James Tiberius Kirk...

[Ian David]

31. LOL! n/t

[sakabatou]

25. Any of these will do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

The USS Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Flint Ironstag, Bolt van der Huge, Thick McRunfast, Stump Beefknob, Crud Bonemeal, Crunch Buttsteak, Blast Hardcheese, Dirk Hardpeck, Slate Slabrock, Gristle McThornbody, Lump Beefbroth, Big McLargeHuge, Buff Drinklots, Bob Johnson (accidentally), Smoke Manmuscle, Punch Rockgroin, Roll Fizzlebeef, etc.

[sarge43]

28. .....

:spray::rofl:

Winner.

[sakabatou]

34. Which name won?

[sarge43]

35. USS Big McLargehuge. Really, was there any other choice?

Of course, the cost overruns on that sucker were big, large and huge, hence the name.

Bridge crew: Cmdr Manmuscle, Lt Cmdr Ironstag, Lt Rockgroin, Ensign Beefknob and

Captain Bob "Groundround" Johnson

[Ian David]

38. I'm not sure. I'm leaning toward either Stephen Colbert or Rainbow Warrior now. n/t

[sarge43]

42. Rainbow Warrior. n/t

[darkstar3]

26. Depends on the class of the ship

Examples:

Excelsior class: USS Takei
Galaxy class: USS Size Queen
Voyager class: USS Jupiter 2
Defiant class: USS White Star (yes, a shameless plug, but you can't tell me they didn't do the exact same thing.)

There's more, but I gotta say that, as I type this, the USS Truthiness is starting to grow on me.

[sarge43]

27. USS Change of Life

"We're cranky and we have photon torpedoes."

[Ian David]

32. "You Klingons, get off my lawn!" n/t

[sarge43]

33. Exactly. "We're coming up on retirement. Don't start."

USS Big Ugly Thing (BUTT)

"Yeah, we can back it up."

[Sky Masterson]

29. USS Teddy K

:)

[Bennyboy]

30. Jefferson

Not the lame ass Mickey Thomas Jefferson Starship, but the really cool one that hijacks the starship.....Blows Against The Empire Starship....

[Tikki]

36. The Matt Jeffries....

Tikki

[Ian David]

37. Obscure, but good!

http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/library/creative/bio/483.html

[krispos42]

39. USS Token Redshirt

:rofl:

[krispos42]

40. USS Irrational Number

NCC- π

[Ian David]

41. A surprise new favorite just became the name for my next ship

My ship will be named The USS Op-Critical
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x432193

[Ian David]

43. Actually, I decided on The Stephen Colbert for now.

[pokerfan]

44. The USS Reginald Barclay

I like to think he turned it around and made admiral.

In any event, Dwight Schultz was my favorite recurring actor on TNG.

[Outrider]

45. USS Section 31

n/t

[rcrush]

46. USS Benjamin Sisko.

DO IT NOW

[wickerwoman]

47. I always wanted to commaned the USS Schenectady

or possible the USS Intercourse (Pennsylvania that is).

[sarge43]

48. USS Rachel Garrett

In honored memory

[Ian David]

49. I think that would violate the Temporal Prime Directive. n/t

[sarge43]

51. She and the Enterprise-C existed in both time lines.

The problem was when the C was blown out of the established time line (the Enterprise-D line if you were), history changed and continual fruitless war with the Klingons. The C had to be returned to finish the battle with the Romulans, impress the Klings with the display of honor and begin the reconciliation.

So she should be honored for that "In the best tradition of Starfleet"

[Ian David]

52. Good idea. Also think The USS Edith Keeler would be a good name.

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Edith_Keeler

[sarge43]

54. Thank you and the USS Carol Marcus n/t

[AsahinaKimi]

50. or maybe

USS DONTCHUEVENGODERE!
USS PHATNSASSY

[Rabrrrrrr]

53. Be pain, and just call it the "USS Starship" registry number "NCC-Registry Number"