Funny Valentine's story: Send a front view next time!

[AlienGirl]

So there's this sweet but slightly prudish girl who hasn't had many boyfriends in her life, and she winds up long-distance-dating a much more experienced man who has been something of a playboy but is hoping to settle down with her. A bit insecure about her relative lack of sexual experience, and wishing to impress her intended with her physical assets, she has a tasteful set of boudoir photos taken, and sends one in a Valentine's card to her boyfriend.

The man picks up his mail as he is walking to the home of his elderly aunt and uncle, who have not yet met his fiancee. When he gets there, he's opening his mail as they drink a cup of coffee, and he sees The Card in its pretty pink envelope. Hoping to make a bit of a show, he proudly exclaims, "This is from the only woman left who's willing to marry me!" as he opens the card--and out falls the photo of the intended, bare butt in full view.

Without missing a beat or attempting explanation, the man telephones his fiancee and says, "Send a front view next time!"

Happy Valentine's Day, a few days early!

Tucker

[AlienGirl]

1. ...Not that anything like that has actually happened, of course, or would

become immortalized in family lore...

Tucker