About time you slack-jaw yokel losers in the South deal with this crappy snow!!

[LynneSin]

So far this winter I've survived 3 blizzards dealing with about 5 feet of snow total. Let's somewhere other than the mid-atlantic states deal with this crap!

[racaulk]

1. If snow is the alternative to all this RAIN we've been getting...

...then I will gladly take the snow! :hi:

[Shell Beau]

4. No joke. We are flooded down here, and as soon as this snow melts...

[supernova]

2. We had six inches the other week

:hide:

:rofl:

[RushIsRot]

3. So far, this slack-jawed yokel has dealt with about a foot of snow in NW Arkansas.

I lived through the Blizzard of 79 in Maryland and know about snow. I also spent two years in northern NY and didn't see green for months on end.

Never had a problem driving it snow and now with my 4-wheel drive truck, I can go where I please, when I please.

I just gotta look out for all those amateur snow-drivers.

[texanwitch]

5. Here in Houston we have had winter weather most of the time.

Lots of rain, cloudy skys, and cool to cold weather.

I can't remember the last time I wore a pair of shorts.

It has be sweatpants and jacket weather here.

[struggle4progress]

6. yew due real-eyes that twas this what cost the sibil wart: all yore yanky snow down hear

[dixiegrrrrl]

35. What Fester up above just sayed....yeah!!

We have had snow all winter long....the pre-melted kind.

[KamaAina]

7. Last I checked, Virginia was part of the South.

And much of it was buried under "Snowmageddon" just like Delaware.

[TZ]

9. Well technically so is Maryland

Anything south of the Mason Dixon Line is the "South"

[KamaAina]

10. MD never seceded

though there was some Confederate sentiment there; in one battle, the 1st Maryland Regiment, U.S.A. fought the 1st Maryland Regiment, C.S.A.!

This would also explain why it is so damn difficult to get a decent plate of grits in MD. :-)

[SteppingRazor]

11. Neither did Kentucky or Missouri, but I wouldn't realy consider them "northern" states. n/t

[LynneSin]

23. Technically they are a part of the Mid-Atlantic Region

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_States

[CBR]

8. Lynne, I still cannot get off my street in Wilmington. 3 abandoned cars

in the street. ARGHHHH... More snow coming Monday/Tuesday!

[LynneSin]

24. I parked my car at St. Francies Hospital parking Garage

$5 a day and when I left this morning they gave us free parking.

Let me give you my phone number, if you have an issue just call. I'm calling St. Francis to see if they have monthly parking rates.

[SteppingRazor]

12. We're still snowless here in the deep, deep, deep South of South Florida.

To hear the media reports down here, everything north of Orlando has been encased in ice, like those mammoths they occasionally unearth in glaciers.

Of course, you couldn't really be referring to South Florida, because there's a distinct absence of slack-jawed yokels here. Like I always say, the further north you go in Florida, the more south you get. :)

[taterguy]

13. This slack-jawed yokel is enjoying the great sledding weather

Not much fun on my bike though

[Parche]

14. who are you calling a yokel?

:hi: :hug:

[Bucky]

20. Probably me. I'm quite the yokel. Did you know that I move my lips while typing?

[kentauros]

15. No problem!

And when hurricane season starts, the first named storm we'll send right up the Mississippi to somehow regain full strength right on top of y'all :P

[LynneSin]

25. Delaware is the only state to not be hit directly by an Atlantic Hurricane

We thank the folks of Virginia & North Carolina for that wonderful distinction.

Their asses hang out so far into the Atlantic they usually block whatever is coming towards us.

[kentauros]

29. Usually, for sure.

But remember what almost happened in last year's season ;)

[JTG of the PRB]

16. We'd probably have more snow here if it weren't for the mountains.

The big, beautiful mountains...

[EndersDame]

17. I already dealt with a humid summer with temps just under 120 for days in a row

I don't need any snow! This summer was the hottest in recorded TX history I don't need any more x treme weather!

[Bucky]

19. Well then you shouldn't have been emitting massive green house gases for the last century.

If you don't like global climate change, you shouldn't have induced it to begin with.

[EndersDame]

21. I know global climate change belongs soley on my shoulders!

I am only 24 but have wreaked havoc on air for the one year I have had a car. I am sorry :)

[Bucky]

18. Global climate change may give us a little snow, bit it's also giving yall yankees our summers.

Just like with football and music, we're still getting the bigger end of the stick. Suck it, rust belter!

[Blue_In_AK]

22. 39 degrees and drizzling in Kasilof, Alaska.

GIVE US BACK OUR SNOW!!!!

[LynneSin]

26. And they scoffed at me for suggesting that the 2010 Winter Olympics be held in Wilmington DE

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

27. Heh! My sister told us we should move to Alaska to get away from the

harsh weather of the mid-atlantic!!

:D

[Jamastiene]

43. Awww, can't we keep it for just a little while?

I love it. :bounce:

[zanana1]

28. I live in NH where the days are warm and...

I can see my lawn! It's just wrong.

[sarge43]

30. Second that.

Making me nervous as hell. We still have March to get through and that's usually Hell Month.

[zanana1]

34. March is when the mud starts sucking your shoes off. nt

[sarge43]

47. Mud Bogging Mouth - it's a par-tee. n/t

[Skittles]

31. I WILL KICK SNOWBOUND DELEWARE ASS

YES INDEED

[GoCubsGo]

32. The only problem with that is....

Us displaced northerners and midwesterners who have to live here have to put up with the yokels. And, most of them have no fucking clue as to how to deal with the stuff. Everything gets shut down over an inch of snow here. It's nuts.

[MilesColtrane]

33. This slack jawed yocal IS dealing with it, dear.

After our foot of snow, the power's been off for over 30 hours.

It's 38 degrees in my apartment right now.

[old mark]

36. Hey, wait - all my neighbors are slack jawed yokels, and we all is yankees!!!

Got some goddam snow here in PA, too....

mark

[tango-tee]

48. Lots more snow than we've had in the past 30 years

in Bavaria as well. Making it to the subway station at 05:30 a.m. with my arthritic foot is a bit of an adventure in the mornings.

Hey, Mark! :hi:

[old mark]

51. Hi, T-T!

Watch out for the ice.....

Have a great day!


:fistbump:

mark

[tango-tee]

52. Too late, Mark!

Fell flat on my butt the other day.

You have a good one too, my friend! :toast:

[lib_n_proud7650]

37. glad I live in cali

[cherokeeprogressive]

38. Quitcher cryin'. Here in Southern California we've had over six feet total, and The Boy is

just getting cranked up. My driveway won't be totally snow-free until sometime in late May.

Deal with it.

[zabet]

39. this 'slack-jawed yokel loser'....

was born and raised in the South....and not everyone in the South falls into that category. I met plenty of 'slack-jawed yokel losers' when I lived in Connecticut.

[rainbow4321]

40. There are...

170,000 people who are without electricity, most likely all weekend, with outside temps still in the 30's and the large number of apartment dwellers who had their cars crushed when the carport roofs collapsed from the weight of the snow who may not want that crap.

Here's wishing you 110 degree temps this summer for a month straight, then we can have our turn at "have some of our crap"

[Jamastiene]

45. Ain't that the truth?

I dread summer.

[Jamastiene]

41. I just went outside and frolicked in the snow. Wheeeee!

"Crap?" Nah, it's pretty, fluffy, powdery goodness. I love it! My nose is cold now. :P

[mnhtnbb]

42. Snowing again tonight in Chapel Hill, NC--but only expect an inch.

[Jamastiene]

44. We have 3 and a half in my yard down here in Rockingham.

I went outside and enjoyed it around midnight. I need to find my gloves before morning. :D

[mnhtnbb]

49. There's just under 3" on the deck railing this a.m.

[LeftyMom]

46. I wore shorts today. It was 60 degees and sunny.

North or south, the east coast sucks.

[quickesst]

50. A word of advice....

...don't ever consider moving down here. Our doors are normal sized for the most part, and I don't believe your ears could take the abuse from getting your head through them. Just tryin' to help. Thanks.
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