What's the name of a really cheap, gut rotting Scotch?

[Raven]

I need a funny gift for a friend.

[NightWatcher]

1. go with cheap bourbon... Rebel Yell is a cheap classic

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Cutty Sark

Truly ghastly shit.

[kentauros]

3. I think it's name is Willy

:P

[PassingFair]

4. Passport, Cutty Sark or Ballentynes.

But my personal WORST Scotch:

Suntory Japanese Scotch.

Undrinkable.

[Zomby Woof]

5. Johnny Walker's Red

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Anything you've already heard of or seen on television.

[dysfunctional press]

7. bob's scotch. or usher's

[Kali]

8. isn't gut rotting Scotch redundant?

:P

[arbusto_baboso]

14. I can tell you've never had a good single-malt.

[Iggo]

9. I dunno if it's cheap, but JB will definitely rot your gut. (n/t)

[Taverner]

10. Go to your local Supermarket

Find their brand of Scotch

If Supermarkets do not have Scotch in your state, never mind

[KamaAina]

11. Clan MacGregor

:puke:

[dugaresa]

12. why waste the money on Scotch, buy NightTrain!

a ride no one will ever forget. and it probably costs less than $3

[arbusto_baboso]

15. Night Train is good, but I prefer Cisco...

Check out the link to see why: http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html

[dugaresa]

19. riding the Night Train almost killed me in college

i was sick for two days.

that site is hysterical.

[arbusto_baboso]

20. It is a great site, isn't it?

I use every excuse I can get to link to it.

Hopefully, you are wiser now since your Night Train experience.

[Captain Hilts]

13. See if you can find the scourge of Scotland: Buckfast - 15% alcohol, hugely caffeinated. nt

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

16. Penny Packer

HerrHerr bought a bottle of it thinking it was something special because it was from the US and it took him almost a year to drink that shit. It was BAD.

Also Old House...that took him another year.

[hippywife]

17. Glenfiddich 18 year old single malt.

Yeah. That should do it. :P










:rofl:

[Raven]

18. Thanks you guys! So much to pick from! :-)

[Juche]

21. Heaven hill old style bourbon

[gmoney]

22. any scotch that comes in a box

[LostInAnomie]

23. Ten High, Old Crow, Evan Williams, Kesslers.

[Throd]

24. DO NOT DISREPECT PA KESSLER!!!

It says "Smooth as Silk" on the bottle for a reason, motherfucker!

[LostInAnomie]

25. Yeah, and I guess Budweiser is really the king of beers too, huh?

Not everything a product says on the label is the truth.

[Xipe Totec]

26. This may not qualify as rotgut, but I'll give it to you anyway...

"This is another Scotch distributed by the big boys at Diageo. They also carry and 15 year and an 18 year old blended (I have a bottle of 18, but have yet to break into). Diageo says it's top markets are Japan, Mexico, Columbia and Venezuela, and claims it as well known- I guess they mean in those markets."

http://www.boozelover.com/2008/01/grand-old-parr-unknown-blended-whisky.html

I have to say, I agree with the review, in that this is an extremely popular Scotch in Mexico. To the point that I believe it to be the true national drink of Mexico (tequila is exported to the gringos, to get the cash to buy Old Parr).