Playground Songs from childhood that could land you in Jail now

[Mari333]

I remember

'Oh mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have captured every teacher
we have broken every rule
we have killed the superintendent and we hung the principal
The school goes marching onnn

Glory Glory Hallelujah
Teacher hit me with the rulah
I knocked her in the bean with a rotten tangerine
(I shot her at the door with a loaded 44)
the school goes marching onnnn'

please, feel free to add your own or your version


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comet it tastes like gasoline
comet, it makes you vomit
so try some comet and vomit, todayyyy

[tabbycat31]

1. how about this one

this land is my land
it is not your land
i got a shotgun
and you aint got one
i'll blow your head off
if you don't get off
this land is private property

sung like a true Republican

[Mari333]

3. bookmrking!!!!!

[LynneSin]

2. This one wasn't very DU-PC but mind you I grew up in Rural PA

(to Copacobanana)

In the Men's Room
In the Third Stall
The hottest spot North of the Urinal
In the Men's Room, in the third stall
<Name1> and <Name2> in deep love found passion in the Men's Room...
They fell in love

[Mari333]

4. rofl

while looking on the net I discovered that kids are still doing it

god bless kids!! natural anarchists



another one i just remembered

"cinderella dressed in yella
went upstairs to meet her fella
on the way her girdle busted
how many people were disgusted'

this was jumprope song

[tabbycat31]

5. another one

joy to the world my teacher's dead
we barbecued her head
and what about her body
we flushed it down the potty
and round and round it goes
and round and round it goes
and round and round and round it goes

[Mari333]

6. omg i forgot about that one

and theres one about greasy grimy gopher guts i dont remember

[tabbycat31]

7. i'm sure i'll think of more

I had an hour bus ride (each way) to camp as a kid and this thread is bringing back memories from that.

[dugaresa]

9. Gobs and Gobs of Greasy Grimey Gopher guts

mutilated monkey meat
chopped up baby parakeet
jars and jars of all purpose porpoise pus


and I forgot my spoon!

[Mari333]

10. THANK YOUUUUU

[TroglodyteScholar]

17. It's "great green gobs..." n/t

[dugaresa]

23. perhaps your version but not how I remember it.

[TroglodyteScholar]

24. Well...there's more alliteration in my version

:P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gobs_and_Gobs_of_Greasy,_Grimy_Gopher_Guts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Gobs_of_Greasy,_Grimy_Gopher_Guts

[sarge43]

14. Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts and I forgot my spoon. n/t

[Mari333]

8. okay remembered another one

'Hello operator, give me number 9
if you disconnect me Ill kick you in the
Behind the fridgerator lies a piece of glass
Margie fell upon it and she broke her little
ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies
Boys are in the shower room pulling down their
flies are in the country, bees are in the park
Boys and girls are kissing in the D A R K Dark'

[surrealAmerican]

18. Where I'm from, that came after:

Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to ...
Hello operator ... etc.

[Maine-ah]

34. That's how I remember it too

:hi:

[gmoney]

11. To the tune of "Frere Jacques"

Marijuana, marijuana
LSD, LSD
Scientists make it, teachers take it
Why can't we, why can't we?

2nd grade for that one? I'm sure none of us understood it in the least, but it was lovely when sung as a round...

[gmoney]

12. Georgie Porgie would certainly get suspended for sexual harassment

kissing the girls and makin' em cry and all, even if he did have puddin' and pie.

[Mari333]

13. hahahaha seriously true

[KamaAina]

15. Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S

Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S
You can strike 'em on the ground, you can strike 'em on the grass
Once I knew a girl who could strike 'em on her asssss....
...ssshtray...
Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S!

[Mari333]

16. whoa never heard that one THANK YOU LOL

[musette_sf]

19. Catholic school version of The Battle Hymn...

Glory Glory Hallelujah
Sister hit me with a ruler
The ruler turned red
And Sister dropped dead
And the J*ws came marching in

[Mari333]

25. hey I was in Catlik school and never heard that

bookmarking

[musette_sf]

20. Then there was "Stranded"

to the tune of the theme from "Branded"

Stranded
Stranded on the toilet bowl
What can you do when you're stranded
And you can't find a roll

To prove you're a man
You must w!pe with your hand
You're a MAAAAAANNNN

[Mari333]

26. LOLOL

[Blue_In_AK]

21. Our senior class chant

We are rough
We are mean
We use language that's obscene
We won't take this shit no more
'Cause we're the seniors of '64.

[rcrush]

22. This thread proves that children are evil.

[Mari333]

27. yes savages!!! I love it

[Lionel Mandrake]

28. Child beaten for not knowing multiplication table. Teacher arrested.

School days, school days,
Dear old golden rule days,
Reading and writing and 'rithmetic,
Taught to the tune of a hickory stick, ...

[Kat45]

29. And wasn't that a real song, not a made up kids song? n/t

[Lionel Mandrake]

31. Yep. it's over a hundred years old.

http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/schooldays.htm

[Kat45]

30. There was our school song (I'll leave out school name)

Cheers cheers for (town) High
You bring the whiskey, I'll bring the rye
Send the sophomores out for gin
And don't let a sober senior in

We never stagger, we never fall
We sober up on wood alcohol
While our loyal faculty
Lies drunk on the barroom floor
Burp, burp, burp

[Withywindle]

32. Lots of childhood classics here.

Tune of "Allouette" (Which itself is pretty sordid, really: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alouette_%28song%29)

Suffocation takes coordination,
Suffocation, a game we all can play
First you take a plastic bag
Then you put it on your head
Go to bed
Wake up dead

OHHHHH Suffocation takes coordination, etc.

(repeat until punished)

[grasswire]

33. the naughtiest was something about a place in France...

...where the women wear no pants.

[krispos42]

35. I love you, you love me...

...let's gang up and kill Barney,
With a shotgun blast and Barney's on the floor,
No more purple dinosaur!




Mine eyes have seen the glory
of the burning of the school,
We have tortured all the teachers,
we have broken every rule,
We tied up the pricipal and hung him on the wall,
I don't want to go to school anymore!

Glory, glory what's it to you?
Teacher hit me with a ruler,
The ruler turned red and the teacher dropped dead,
Her class goes marching on!





Great green globs of greasy-grimy gopher guts,
Chopped-up baby parakeet,
Marinated monkey meat!
(I forget the rest... something about it being a treat to eat)


:-)

[HopeHoops]

36. That's the FIRST one that came to mind.

Ours was more like:

"We stabbed all the teachers and we shot the principal. The school is burning down."

And the chorus had two versions:

Light: "hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut"
Heavy: "met her in the bank with a U.S. Army tank"

I imagine there are way too many variations of that song to catalog in one place.

[peekaloo]

37. This old man

he played one
he played snick snack on my bum

with a knick knack tally whack
he's giving you the bone

that old man's in a funeral home.

[Gormy Cuss]

38. Lulu had a baby, she named him tiny Tim

She took him to the bathroom to see if he could swim
He swam to the bottom, he swam to the top
Lulu got excited and pulled him by the ...
Cocktail ginger ale five cents a glass
If you don't like it,
Stick it up your ...
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the locker room, zipping down their ...
Flies are dangerous, bees are worse,
That the end of my little verse!