Wife just found out she'll be working for the circus

[kentauros]

Oh wait, I'm divorced. What do I care what she does? :P

[baldguy]

1. She's gonna be circus folk?

[kentauros]

2. I think it's just a desk-job,

like data-entry :P

[baldguy]

3. That's how they START!

But carnies have ways o' spreadin' their "alternate lifestyle".

[kentauros]

6. I'd say all it takes is listening to too much Nick Cave.

All those bad seeds, ya know ;)

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Dude. That is so chock full of make-fun-ability I don't know where to start.

:thumbsup:

[kentauros]

5. Pick a spot.

I'll be here for a while

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Let me eat first.

[kentauros]

9. Allrighty!

[flvegan]

8. I'd love to have a job with a circus like Ringling.

The question would be...do I go to HSUS or PETA with my findings? Tough call.

[kentauros]

11. Just docment it all and it shouldn't matter.

Digital is easily duplicable :D

[Midlodemocrat]

14. You tube.

[flvegan]

16. Don't call me a tube!

[MorningGlow]

10. Outstanding

Does that mean she can get you free peanuts and cotton candy? :9

[kentauros]

12. No, just all the trimmings I could want

for my compost heap :P

[MorningGlow]

21. Okay, but you should know

those circus peanuts do not friggin' decompose, man. Oh wait--I don't think they have anything to do with circuses. Or peanuts, for that matter. :P

[kentauros]

22. If you get the heap hot enough, it should kill any sprouts.

And if you push something hard enough, it will fall over. (Fudd's Law) :P

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

13. Bearded lady?

I went to the "fair" when I was about five and my dad took me and my older brother into a booth/tent that boasted that a woman would turn into an ape/wild woman. I'll never forget how scared my dad was as the "ape woman" broke out of the cage and he scooped us up and got us the hell out of there. It was a stampede.

[kentauros]

18. What a story!

I hope it wasn't too scary for your dad. Maybe just mostly for y'all's safety than anything? :)

[Midlodemocrat]

15. I'm thinking flaming sword swallower. Am I close?

Probably not. You'd still be married.


:hide:

[kentauros]

17. I'm not sure how much fun that would be for me...

Especially if she required such things to always be on fire :o

[Midlodemocrat]

19. I was strictly thinking size.

:hide:

[kentauros]

20. Oh, well, okay then!

:thumbsup:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

23. send her to clown college in Sarasota, dude.

[kentauros]

24. I have no control over her.

Hell I didn't even have any control over her when I was married! :P

Besides, she's living in upstate Washington with her SO there...

[cemaphonic]

25. Is her name Lydia?

A tenuous connection, yes, but who doesn't love the Marx Bros?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8

[nickinSTL]

26. really? a copy-cat thread on one I created?

that's a first.

:D

[kentauros]

29. The title was a perfect match for a little sleight of typo

:hi:

We should link each other's threads

[Gormy Cuss]

27. Contortionist? High wire act?

Oh wait. You'd probably care a lot if your ex-mate excelled at those things.:P

[whistler162]

28. Obviously well qualified what with her experience dealing

with clowns!