What's the fastest way to get drunk?

[Catshrink]

Is there a universal quick method or does it vary?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. On an empty stomach! (nt)

[Catshrink]

4. I said drunk, not sick!

:hi:

[XemaSab]

2. Via enema!

:hide:

[Catshrink]

3. Ewww

are you shittin' me?

[Xipe Totec]

5. You laugh, but It's been done

By native Americans, using gourds.

All sorts of recreational drugs were administered that way.

Of course it required a second person to blow into the gourd to administer, so it was a social activity...

You'd be surprised what you learn at the dinner table when you're surrounded by a bunch of Harvard professors.

[XemaSab]

15. Can I hang out with you sometime?

:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

16. Well, okay. But you'll have to have a signed permission slip

I wouldn't want to be accused of exposing young minds...

:evilgrin:

[NightWatcher]

30. there was a rash of "butt chugging" alcohol poisonings at UGA back in the 90's

girls often said they "didnt like the taste" of alcohol

[Xipe Totec]

31. No pun intended?

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. I was gonna say by I.V.

[struggle4progress]

13. Oops! No Good House Keeping Seal of Approval for you!

No, no! If you are going to live up there near frozen Frenchland, you must try the ancient Continental trick: make up a nice steamy mulled wine, fill a good big mug part way, stick your nose and mouth into the mug, and breath deeply!

[Swede]

12. Folks have died of alcohol poisoning doing it that way.

It makes the news every now and then.

[backwoodsbob]

7. used to make pj with everclear

3 fifths everclear..three 2 liters 7 up..three Hawaiian punch tropical punch cans...three hi-c tropical punch..no water added...one pound strawberries...one pound lemons...sliced and diced..one pound limes sliced and diced..bunch of grapes..some watermelon

Shit would knock you out

[trof]

14. Oh Lordy. PJ. Purple Jesus.

Ours was simpler.
Used to drink it at Beach Club rock shows in Myrtle Beach in 1963.
I was a lifeguard there.

Everclear and grape juice in a 1 gallon Coke syrup jug.
History:
"What's that?"
"Grain alcohol and grape juice."
"It's purple."
"Yeah, try it."
"JESUS!"
Purple. Jesus.
:-)

[nolabear]

17. Oh yes. Have chem lab, will travel.

We used to make a punchbowl full of PJ and see who could make it catch fire. I never could stomach the stuff, thank goodness.

[Skittles]

8. drink on an empty stomach

[liberalhistorian]

9. The late Hunter S. Thompson claimed to have used a

giant medical syringe to inject vodka directly into his stomach.

I never knew him personally, but from what I've read those who did took such claims seriously.

[Duer 157099]

37. You mean like with a tube that goes down his throat?

Why? Maybe it burned his throat?

I suppose if someone had mouth or throat problems (cancer?) this would be a way to bypass that.

[mix]

10. tequila shots

elementary

[LostInAnomie]

11. Without injecting it...

... a liquor enema.

[av8rdave]

18. Beer and the funnel is a time honored method

Not that I would know, of course.

Oh, and afterburners (flaming tequila shots - you gotta be fast).

[Throd]

19. Get a blood transfusion from me.

[Mr. Blonde]

20. Wine is what goes does the job for me quickly

I hate shots. So if I want to get to drunk quickly, I can drink wine a whole lot quicker than liquor.

[fishwax]

21. A boilermaker

A shot of whiskey and a beer -- down the shot and then chug the beer or drop the shot in the beer and guzzle, whichever you prefer. It's a nice way to get started :)

[Throd]

22. Just one?

The traditional way is to drop the full shot glass into the beer. No school like the old school.

[fishwax]

41. more are certainly welcome

"The traditional way is to drop the full shot glass into the beer. No school like the old school."

That's my preference as well. Good stuff :beer:

[Duer 157099]

36. Why do they drop the shot glass into the beer glass?

I would think you could end up with some broken teeth that way, no?

Why not just pour some whiskey into the beer?

Or is it all for show, including the broken teeth? :D

[fishwax]

42. some people do it that way, but I don't like the taste as much

Some people do it that way, though. The mix winds up a little bit different--if you just pour it in the beer and whiskey blend relatively quickly throughout the whole glass, so the whole thing tastes like whiskey and beer. If you drop the shot in, it blends quickly near the top of the glass but takes a bit longer to filter down below the rim of the shot glass, resulting in a smoother finish :D

No broken teeth thus far -- if the shot glass falls it hits your nose, long as you don't open quite as wide as this guy >> :beer:

:toast:

[Mugu]

23. Other.

Inhalation.


Edit to add: Also the quickest way to be stinking drunk and get sober quickly. Just quit inhaling it and you sober up in no time. Many cities/towns have outlawed the machines because it's next to impossible to get a conviction for DUI if the suspect doesn't blow for 15 minutes because the liver can clean up the blood to a legal limit in that time.

[Mopar151]

24. Take sips in your mouth, breathe in

with any high proof booze. Absorbs through your lungs, right into the bloodstream. Holy fuckin' headrush!

[asdjrocky]

25. Other.

Marry my third wife.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

26. If you want to be drunk soon, then just start now

Or, stay drunk all the time.

:hi:

[bluedigger]

27. Go to a frat party by yourself.

Shouldn't take long.

[Lil Missy]

28. Drink fast

[old mark]

34. Ask one who knows. nt

[blockhead]

29. fastest way?

tell me my mother-in-law is coming to visit.

[Monk06]

32. Shotgunning Holstens

[sarge43]

33. Peppermint schnaps did it for me.

Spot welded to the chair in under an hour. YMMV.

[Captain Hilts]

35. Absinthe. If you want an exciting night of drinking, Buckfast. nt

[Taverner]

38. That alcohol vaporizer

Two puffs and you're three sheets

http://www.gotvape.com/vaporizer/alcohol-vaporizer.php

[MiddleFingerMom]

39. If you're FEMALE...

.
... simply walk into a quiet bar and announce in a loud voice, "Gee, alcohol
sure makes me horny."
.
.
.
Doesn't work if you're male. MAYBE someone would respond, "Well, DUH!!!"
.

[Zomby Woof]

40. Don't get drunk too fast

She probably regretted having dessert!

[laylah]

43. I dunno but I

tried to experiment :evilgrin: Wasn't fast, but is sure was thorough!

[Bertha Venation]

44. a shot of rum chased by 2-3 beers in rapid succession

*hic*

[REP]

45. Everclear enema